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Doofus Needs a Caption!
Yahoo/AP ^ | 6/01/04

Posted on 06/01/2004 6:44:12 PM PDT by hole_n_one

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To: bitt

Very good! :D


41 posted on 06/01/2004 8:04:23 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

"Yo, Ricky you're so fine ..."

It's either that, or "Listen to what I can do when I clap my hands."


42 posted on 06/01/2004 8:07:33 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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To: lavrenti

Oh dear!


43 posted on 06/01/2004 8:08:48 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Also, with that lip pucker and that butt sticking out, isn't that some French guy pick-up stance.

So Serge Gainsborough...


44 posted on 06/01/2004 8:09:50 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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To: lavrenti

They say I don't have a prayer.....
so here goes........

DARN. It works for Christians


45 posted on 06/01/2004 8:11:00 PM PDT by jongaltsr (Hope to See ya in Galt's Gultch.)
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To: lavrenti

There you go with those hoity-toity references again! ;D


46 posted on 06/01/2004 8:11:17 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
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To: lavrenti

47 posted on 06/01/2004 8:14:01 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

My half-brother went to LV High with Toni Basil.


48 posted on 06/01/2004 8:19:34 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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To: hole_n_one

What's that fuzzy looking thing the woman at the far end of the line is holding? Is she getting ready to pin the tail on the jack-ass?


49 posted on 06/01/2004 8:20:53 PM PDT by Dawgmeister
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To: NYC GOP Chick

I'm in my smoking jacket, playing Yma Sumac and reading Algernon Sidney.


50 posted on 06/01/2004 8:22:47 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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To: lavrenti

Was she a cheerleader?


51 posted on 06/01/2004 8:48:53 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
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To: lavrenti

That figures! :D


52 posted on 06/01/2004 8:49:12 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
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To: hole_n_one

With utter disregard for his own safety and the enemy rockets, LTJG Kerry again ordered a charge on the enemy, beached his boat only ten feet from the VC rocket position, and personally led a landing party ashore in pursuit of the enemy who were all in a threatening position that looked like this.....


53 posted on 06/01/2004 8:56:48 PM PDT by WideGlide
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Yep. My brother never had a chance, though. He was a lowly sophmore. I teased him that he went to Las Vegas and Hollywood High and never had a girlfriend.

Probably the only guy in the world to make that claim.


54 posted on 06/01/2004 9:03:04 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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53 replies and not a single reference to Vietnam.

I have one question.......

wtf?

55 posted on 06/01/2004 9:03:07 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: lavrenti

That is SO mean of you!


56 posted on 06/01/2004 9:04:34 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
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To: hole_n_one

The REAL caption is funnier!

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., speaks to a crowd of supporters on stage at St. Petersburg/Clearwater International Airport in St. Petersburg, Fla., on Tuesday, June 1, 2004. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

How does one speak to the crowd like THAT?


57 posted on 06/01/2004 9:05:24 PM PDT by steplock (http://www.gohotsprings.com)
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To: hole_n_one
"I will bow down and pledge allegiance to Islam and deliver unto Islam the United States of America. This is my exit strategy that I have formulated with the help of France, Germany, and the United Nations." Kerry explains his detailed strategy for dealing with the War on Terror in response to Administration Critics that all he wants to do is cut and run.
58 posted on 06/01/2004 9:15:37 PM PDT by dila813
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To: hole_n_one

"Which direction is Mecca??"


59 posted on 06/01/2004 9:16:56 PM PDT by dila813
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To: hole_n_one

"Will the real Doofus take one step forward and take a bow?"


60 posted on 06/01/2004 9:18:02 PM PDT by dila813
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