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Yahoo/AP ^ | 6/01/04

[dila813]

Kerry talking to himself,"Right down the middle, moderate, centrist" Out loud,"With in 30 days, I will withdraw American Troops, Rejoin the League of Nations, free the political prisoners from Guantanamo, ..."

[lavrenti]

He made up for it in adulthood, however. He's quite the Clinton, LOL. My sister calls up to apprise me of the latest dramatrauma he besets himself with. Quite a character and always entertaining.

My gifts of introspection, self-awareness and empathy set me apart from the pack. Also, I guess those hoary notions of romance and courtly love I picked up from books had an impact.

[Consort]

[NYC GOP Chick]

He made up for it in adulthood, however. He's quite the Clinton, LOL. My sister calls up to apprise me of the latest dramatrauma he besets himself with. Quite a character and always entertaining.

Clinton-like??? Please do NOT tell me that he uses cigars on thong-snapping airheaded interns!

My gifts of introspection, self-awareness and empathy set me apart from the pack.

So I've noticed! :D

Also, I guess those hoary notions of romance and courtly love I picked up from books had an impact.

I think I got mine from Animal House! ;D

[lavrenti]

Clinton-like??? Please do NOT tell me that he uses cigars on thong-snapping airheaded interns!

Nah, but he serially cheated on both his wives and lied like a Persian rug about it.

I think I got mine from Animal House!

I like that in a woman.

[OESY]

"OK, don't peek. When I turn around, guess which hand has my new Iraq policy."

[NYC GOP Chick]

Clinton-like??? Please do NOT tell me that he uses cigars on thong-snapping airheaded interns!

Nah, but he serially cheated on both his wives and lied like a Persian rug about it.

OK, but he's lacking those extra trailer-park touches that would make him Clintonian.

I think I got mine from Animal House!

I like that in a woman.

I never thought anyone would actually ever say that! :D

[SpeakingUp]

Form your hands like an A
An A for Atkins
If I loose this race I will sell Atkins for a living and many of my backers need that

[lavrenti]

"Trailer park touches"

I was the sibling that lived in a trailer park. Other than the fear of tornados and the occasional meth lab down the road it was a rather mundane experience. Gross, though. Left that behind at 19.

"Animal House"

Hmmm. I have my reasons. ;)

[Republican Red]

Here manservant, come here

[aruanan]

Hey, John! You're supposed to be on your knees with your butt in the air to pray toward Mecca.

[NYC GOP Chick]

"Trailer park touches"

I was the sibling that lived in a trailer park. Other than the fear of tornados and the occasional meth lab down the road it was a rather mundane experience. Gross, though. Left that behind at 19.

How was it gross?

"Animal House"

Hmmm. I have my reasons. ;)

Such as...?

[lavrenti]

"How was that gross?"

First park was built on top of landfill. When it rained one could discern the rusted tail fins sticking out of the mud on the "hillside". Little kids played on the exposed junk--really poverty row-type stuff.

The place I lived in Texas was Dodge City.

"Such as...?"

To quote Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner, "That would be telling." Just some speculation during restful moments. :)

[NYC GOP Chick]

To quote Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner, "That would be telling." Just some speculation during restful moments. :)

Now I'm *really* curious!

[lavrenti]

I dunno, I'm thinking about how the male-female courting worked out in the film, Bluto in particular.

[NYC GOP Chick]

You mean when he was lying under the bleachers and looking up the cheerleaders' skirts? Or when he climbed the ladder to look into the sorority house bedrooms? Or when he did his imitation of a zit?

[lavrenti]

No, at the end when he slid down the rope, grabbed the babe and drove off in the car.

[NYC GOP Chick]

I can't believe I forgot that one! I think I'm going to have to pull out the tape and watch the movie again!

[lavrenti]

I'll also never leave anyone in a shopping cart. :D

[NYC GOP Chick]

Yes, you are always the gentleman! :D