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Posted on 06/01/2004 6:44:12 PM PDT by hole_n_one
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: doofus; dork; kerry
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To: hole_n_one
Kerry talking to himself,"Right down the middle, moderate, centrist" Out loud,"With in 30 days, I will withdraw American Troops, Rejoin the League of Nations, free the political prisoners from Guantanamo, ..."
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posted on
06/01/2004 9:21:07 PM PDT
by
dila813
To: NYC GOP Chick
He made up for it in adulthood, however. He's quite the Clinton, LOL. My sister calls up to apprise me of the latest dramatrauma he besets himself with. Quite a character and always entertaining.
My gifts of introspection, self-awareness and empathy set me apart from the pack. Also, I guess those hoary notions of romance and courtly love I picked up from books had an impact.
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posted on
06/01/2004 9:27:21 PM PDT
by
lavrenti
(I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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posted on
06/01/2004 9:34:32 PM PDT
by
Consort
To: lavrenti
He made up for it in adulthood, however. He's quite the Clinton, LOL. My sister calls up to apprise me of the latest dramatrauma he besets himself with. Quite a character and always entertaining. Clinton-like??? Please do NOT tell me that he uses cigars on thong-snapping airheaded interns!
My gifts of introspection, self-awareness and empathy set me apart from the pack.
So I've noticed! :D
Also, I guess those hoary notions of romance and courtly love I picked up from books had an impact.
I think I got mine from Animal House! ;D
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posted on
06/01/2004 9:37:24 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
(It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
To: NYC GOP Chick
Clinton-like??? Please do NOT tell me that he uses cigars on thong-snapping airheaded interns!Nah, but he serially cheated on both his wives and lied like a Persian rug about it.
I think I got mine from Animal House!
I like that in a woman.
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posted on
06/01/2004 10:02:32 PM PDT
by
lavrenti
(I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
To: hole_n_one
"OK, don't peek. When I turn around, guess which hand has my new Iraq policy."
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posted on
06/02/2004 5:35:31 AM PDT
by
OESY
To: lavrenti
Clinton-like??? Please do NOT tell me that he uses cigars on thong-snapping airheaded interns! Nah, but he serially cheated on both his wives and lied like a Persian rug about it.
OK, but he's lacking those extra trailer-park touches that would make him Clintonian.
I think I got mine from Animal House!
I like that in a woman.
I never thought anyone would actually ever say that! :D
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posted on
06/02/2004 9:39:42 AM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
(It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
To: hole_n_one
Form your hands like an A
An A for Atkins
If I loose this race I will sell Atkins for a living and many of my backers need that
To: NYC GOP Chick
"Trailer park touches"
I was the sibling that lived in a trailer park. Other than the fear of tornados and the occasional meth lab down the road it was a rather mundane experience. Gross, though. Left that behind at 19.
"Animal House"
Hmmm. I have my reasons. ;)
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posted on
06/02/2004 3:23:57 PM PDT
by
lavrenti
(I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
To: hole_n_one
Here manservant, come here
To: hole_n_one
Hey, John! You're supposed to be on your knees with your butt in the air to pray toward Mecca.
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posted on
06/02/2004 3:27:29 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: lavrenti
"Trailer park touches" I was the sibling that lived in a trailer park. Other than the fear of tornados and the occasional meth lab down the road it was a rather mundane experience. Gross, though. Left that behind at 19.
How was it gross?
"Animal House"
Hmmm. I have my reasons. ;)
Such as...?
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posted on
06/02/2004 4:34:17 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
(It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
To: NYC GOP Chick
"How was that gross?"
First park was built on top of landfill. When it rained one could discern the rusted tail fins sticking out of the mud on the "hillside". Little kids played on the exposed junk--really poverty row-type stuff.
The place I lived in Texas was Dodge City.
"Such as...?"
To quote Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner, "That would be telling." Just some speculation during restful moments. :)
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posted on
06/02/2004 6:08:26 PM PDT
by
lavrenti
(I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
To: lavrenti
To quote Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner, "That would be telling." Just some speculation during restful moments. :)Now I'm *really* curious!
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posted on
06/02/2004 8:27:27 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
(It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
To: NYC GOP Chick
I dunno, I'm thinking about how the male-female courting worked out in the film, Bluto in particular.
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posted on
06/02/2004 8:39:31 PM PDT
by
lavrenti
(I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
To: lavrenti
You mean when he was lying under the bleachers and looking up the cheerleaders' skirts? Or when he climbed the ladder to look into the sorority house bedrooms? Or when he did his imitation of a zit?
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posted on
06/02/2004 8:41:15 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
(It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
To: NYC GOP Chick
No, at the end when he slid down the rope, grabbed the babe and drove off in the car.
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posted on
06/02/2004 8:47:12 PM PDT
by
lavrenti
(I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
To: lavrenti
I can't believe I forgot that one! I think I'm going to have to pull out the tape and watch the movie again!
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posted on
06/02/2004 8:52:48 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
(It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
To: NYC GOP Chick
I'll also never leave anyone in a shopping cart. :D
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posted on
06/02/2004 8:59:26 PM PDT
by
lavrenti
(I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
To: lavrenti
Yes, you are always the gentleman! :D
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posted on
06/02/2004 9:08:19 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
(It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.)
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