I am mystified as to who is a bigger idiot - the author or the subject.
Slings and Arrows,Let's pick for a new name for Madonna,Stayhomeandtakecareofyourkids is my vote.
And they are certainly going to have to go to therapy for many years to deal with the messes you have made!
That's a lie right there. She has several nannies. I guess she wouldn't consider this a lie, because the nannies don't clean their children's rooms. But nannies aren't supposed to clean children's rooms, anyway! Big deal.
Oy gavalt. Yup, hearing this made even this Sephardi burst into Yiddish exaltation. It saddens me deeply that Hollywood whackos debase my faith by labeling Kabbalah "punk rock." It ain't.
Do something startling to get publicity and make big (fake) changes in your life in hopes that it will renew interest in your fading career.
If Madonna was a stock on the Ney York Stock Exchange, everyone would be selling for whatever price they could get.
Her downward curve will continue despite her desperate struggle to turn it around. For her to revive her career at this point would be like getting in a boat and trying to row up Niagara Falls.