Sigh.
1 posted on
07/05/2004 12:16:43 AM PDT by
scripter
To: little jeremiah
2 posted on
07/05/2004 12:17:07 AM PDT by
scripter
(Thousands have left the homosexual lifestyle)
To: scripter
"the beverage contains "Brazilian rainforest herbs" Gays support deforestation of the Amazon?
4 posted on
07/05/2004 12:21:00 AM PDT by
endthematrix
(To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!)
To: scripter
The promoters of the product say it will get you "fired up," presumably for better and longer sexual performance. I hope that doesn't encourage even more sexual promiscuity.
They say the beverage contains "Brazilian rainforest herbs that act as a sexual stimulant and protector of the body's immune system."
And this is the sad part, or more of the sad part. Homosexuals need to protect their immune system... why not stop the behavior that results in the immune system breaking down.
5 posted on
07/05/2004 12:23:18 AM PDT by
scripter
(Thousands have left the homosexual lifestyle)
To: scripter
I heard Runner Up candidate for the new product's name was 'Man Juice'.
10 posted on
07/05/2004 1:23:22 AM PDT by
sumocide
To: scripter
(In my best 'Church Lady' voice): Isn't that special!?
13 posted on
07/05/2004 2:01:23 AM PDT by
Az. Mike
To: scripter
"Brazilian rainforest herbs that act as a sexual stimulant and protector of the body's immune system." After a dedicated night enjoying the former the latter soon begins to go away.
15 posted on
07/05/2004 2:12:54 AM PDT by
Tredge
To: scripter
I always thought that "gay fuel" was semen!
16 posted on
07/05/2004 2:48:49 AM PDT by
jslade
(People who are easily offended, OFFEND ME!)
To: scripter
So do they drink it or do they... No, I don't want to know how it is administered.
18 posted on
07/05/2004 4:29:03 AM PDT by
Wilhelm Tell
(Lurking since 1997!)
To: scripter
Fine. The last thing these sex-obsessed horndogs need is something to encourage them in their promiscuity.
19 posted on
07/05/2004 6:11:41 AM PDT by
Capriole
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To: scripter
"promoters say it will get you fired up"Doubtful, but hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Samples all around?
To: scripter
To: scripter
Since I'm sure only gays will be caught drinking this product, 2% of the population is a real small market share to make a profit.
22 posted on
07/05/2004 6:46:44 AM PDT by
JZoback
("There's a pony in here somewhere")
To: scripter
To: scripter
Where do they put the nozzle?
Oh, wait, never mind.
To: scripter
The can is an opalescent white and the drink itself is a bright pink. This is obviously bassackwards. Bad marketing.
29 posted on
07/05/2004 11:13:47 AM PDT by
jordan8
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