[FormerACLUmember]

Elizabeth Edwards is so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Elizabeth Edwards is so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Elizabeth Edwards is so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Elizabeth Edwards is so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Elizabeth Edwards is so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Elizabeth Edwards is so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.

Elizabeth Edwards is so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Elizabeth Edwards is so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

Elizabeth Edwards is so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"

[Palladin]

I wonder if John Edwards knows all the lyrics to "A-huggin' and a-chalkin'" ?

[One4Indictment]

Elizabutt Edwards is so fat she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on.
Elizabutt Edwards is so fat if she stepped on a rainbow, she'd make SKITTLES!!