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Heinz Kerry's Halloween: Trick-or-Treaters Get Ketchup
NewsMax .com ^
| 7/21/04
| Carl Limbacher
Posted on 07/21/2004 9:48:24 AM PDT by kattracks
When kids in Boston go out trick-or-treating on Halloween, hoping to collect such holiday favorites as Snickers Bars, Milky Ways or other confectionary delights, there's one house they know to avoid.
While other residents dole out the more traditional Halloween fare, Teresa Heinz Kerry likes to surprise the costumed visitors to her Beacon Hill mansion with foil packages of Heinz ketchup. In yesterday's Washington Post, reporter Ceci Connolly did her best to spin Heinz-Kerry's cheesy stunt, claiming that the kiddies were "thrilled" when they were handed Teresa's Halloween booby prizes because her ketchup treats "made for perfect fake blood."
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: halloween; kerry; loon; teresaheinz; theresa
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Hey, she need all that $$$ to fund her various anti-American "foundations"
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posted on
07/21/2004 9:48:24 AM PDT
by
kattracks
To: kattracks
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posted on
07/21/2004 9:52:46 AM PDT
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
To: camle
Jooohhhhnny,
Be a good boy and rub between mommies toes.
/etrade sugarmomma commercial circa 2001
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posted on
07/21/2004 9:56:14 AM PDT
by
kinghorse
To: kattracks
Ceci Connolly did her best to spin Heinz-Kerry's cheesy stunt, claiming that the kiddies were "thrilled" when they were handed Teresa's Halloween booby prizes because her ketchup treats "made for perfect fake blood."
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That's okay: Hubby's a fake senator. |
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posted on
07/21/2004 10:01:02 AM PDT
by
Fintan
(Put...the candle....BACK!!!!)
To: kattracks
Hey, how exciting. I get the same thrill in every bag from McDonalds.
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posted on
07/21/2004 10:01:16 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(I give up! Entropy, you win!)
To: camle
Oh yes, they are so thrilled. That is why all of the fast food restaurants have to put condiments out of children's reach..... They all run in to claim all of the 'fake blood'. \sarcasm off
To: mrsppmrxky
Too bad one of the little "thrilled" darlings didn't drop his/her packet on the Heinz-Kerry (marble? teak?) floor and stomp on it.
To: mountaineer; BigWaveBetty; Iowa Granny; lodwick; Endeavor; Timeout
Teresa hands out ketchup packets as Halloween treats, ping!
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posted on
07/21/2004 10:07:08 AM PDT
by
pubmom
To: kattracks
"Teresa's Halloween booby prizes because her ketchup treats "made for perfect fake blood."
Kerry probably used these same ketchup packs to create "fake blood" on his Purple Heart scratches. Where else would they have gotten the idea to give them out as "fake blood" packets at Halloween?
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posted on
07/21/2004 10:11:05 AM PDT
by
mass55th
(We are The Knights Who Say "Ni!" No! Not The Knights Who Say "Ni!" The same!)
To: pubmom
Personally, I'd prefer little packets of Sweet 'n' Low, but I realize that's not made by Heinz. Are there any Heinz shareholders here who can tell me whether stock dividends are being paid in ketchup? Is that why TerAYzah had so many on hand?
To: kattracks
Ketchup is a vegetable Halloween candy.
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posted on
07/21/2004 10:33:04 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Sandy, is that a top secret document in your pants or are you just happy to see me?)
To: camle
"what a maroon!"
Add Cici to the list as well. No kids out on Halloween want ketchup. I hope she knows how stupid she sounded.
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posted on
07/21/2004 10:42:18 AM PDT
by
Bahbah
To: kattracks
If I were one of those kids, I'd TP the B-I itch's house.
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posted on
07/21/2004 11:21:29 AM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: kattracks
LOL! I'm not sure who looks more ridiculous in this one, Tay Raise Ahhhh or the laughable Ceci.
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posted on
07/21/2004 11:23:37 AM PDT
by
Badeye
("The day you stop learning, is the day you begin dying")
To: Howlin
Hey! Did you see this one?
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posted on
07/21/2004 3:02:54 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(We are The Knights Who Say "Ni!" No! Not The Knights Who Say "Ni!" The same!)
To: kattracks
Does she also deduct donations of her husbands used underwear on her tax form?
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posted on
07/21/2004 3:05:59 PM PDT
by
jackbill
To: kattracks
Have some ketchup, infidels!
To: pubmom
"Let the little mongrels suck ketcup from plastic bags!," said the Queen.
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posted on
07/21/2004 7:07:53 PM PDT
by
BigWaveBetty
(You're not the boss of me.)
To: BigWaveBetty
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posted on
07/21/2004 7:14:48 PM PDT
by
pubmom
To: exile
TP Teresa's house? What kind of 'hood you from? We'd do a lot more mischief than that...
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