Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here fer many long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg...
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed...
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?!"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemonRATS are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
(cool guitar jammin')
Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!!
'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint.
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000)
"Billzabubba!!"
(To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung")
Sitting in the White House, eyeing interns with bad intent...
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy lawyers spewing lies and spin!
Hey, Billzabub's...lyin' to the Country!
Network Media, why won't they see?!
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Seducing young lasses, ohhh, Bill's such a schmuck!
Ohh, Billzabub!
Hill'ry's ice cold, Slick Willie's wanderin' lonely...
Makin' time with any gal who'll kneel.
Libs give Slick head, 'cuz he lets 'em kill the babies...
And fills up the Bar with Left-Wing freaks!
Bill's prob'ly stoned, but Lib'rals love this toad!
Corruption's the Left's Code, but voters can see.
Billzabub, you fiend, don't think you'll get off easy!
Lord help your soul, but know you shant go free!
Do you still remember...November Ninety-Four?!
When the Right rose up and stole your Power...
As the Media watched in horror!
Yeah, Slick scratched and clawed to stay President...
With Chinese Commie funds...
But those scandals bloomed like Madness in the Spring.
Sad sight to behold, Bill Clinton's wanderin' lonely...
Making time with anyone who'll blow.
Legacy looks bad, as Slick tries to delay The End...
But once FReepers sing, Bill'll be RE-Impeached!!
Woah-oh-oh...
Feelin' alone, as Lib'rals hit the road...
Except for Geraldo and Network TeeVee!
Billzabub, you fiend...don't think you'll get off easy!
Resign right now...but know you shant go free!!!
Ohhh-oh-oh...
Bee dee dee deee...Bee dee da dee da dee-ee....
Billzabub, you fiend, your reign's been much too sleazy...
You've got no soul, it's oh so clear to me!
Sitting in the White House...eyeing little girls with bad intent!
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy Carville antics can't save him!
Hey, Billzabub, lyin' just comes naturally...
But Starr's unravel'n your evil scheme.
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Wastin' what's left of your Party's bucks!
Hey, Billzabub! Ow!
Woah...Billzabubba!!
Mudboy Slim
Here is a bumpity, bump, for ya!
Good one, Mud! Did Keith Richards co-write that one with you?