"Where Has All Left's Power Gone?!!"
(To be sung to the Kingston Trio's version of Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")
Where has all Left's Power gone? Left's time's passing.
Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Clinton tricked Dems, ev'ry one!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Leftists will never learn!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing.
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS' slime must go!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't Left ever learn?!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Soddom's gassing!!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? They live in holes.
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!!
Tyrants shall always burn!! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Long night's passing.
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Left's reign is o'er!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? The mass graveyards we've undug.
Why won't the Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!!
Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right above!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!!
When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!
FReegards...MUD (06/23/2004)
Here ya go, CM...
"Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Polly")
Kerry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!!
All he wants is Power...still FRiends call him "Lurch"!!
He's Jean Kerry...demon seed...
He ain't hip...to righteous dreams...
He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!!
Right needs yer help...to whup Kerry!!
We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!!
Promise you...fight Dem fools...
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...Guv'ment devours!!
Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATS, they're still Clinton's fools!!
Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"
So, we must FReep...endlessly...
It's still hip...to laugh and sing!!
Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals...
In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!!
I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!!
Promise you...FReep fer Truth!!
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!
(bass guitar solo)
Kerry's FRench...
Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!!
Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!
He's Jean Kerry...effete breed...
Help US whup...RAT's elite dweebs!!
Hanoi Jean, he LIES...marries wealth...
We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!!
We hold out hope...you'll be bold!!
Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!!
We need yer help...FReep with stealth......
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
Another Kerry tune fer ya...
"'Lurch' Was His Name!!"
(To be sung to America's "Horse With No Name")
Since the first night of this journey,
I been FReepin' 'cuz it is Right!!
Had my plans fer words and threads and dreams...
Formed a Band...I harp and sing!!
The first thing yer taught is "Don't LIE Like a Rug!!"
'Cuz yer lies bring you down!!
We FReep Kerry 'cuz Hanoi John LIED!!
Boy, Beware yer LustFerPower!!
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" was his name...
Kerry LIED 'bout his Comrades-In-Arms!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them "Rapists" and "Killers"...has he no shame?!
There's just two ways to fight Lib'ral SCUM...
Remember...Left is all Red!!
One's the FRee Way...Reject Socialism!!
Right is fightin' 'til Big Guv'ment's DEAD!!
'Cuz Tyranny takes hold when Patriots ain't bold!!
Guv'ment's BAD when it warps yer head!!
Kerry is a Lib'ral and Big Guv'ment's his aim...
Just y'all wait 'til he "feels yer pain!!"
Massachusetts, Camelot's DreamWorld is stained...
Jack wails, "Kerry, why must you defame my name?!"
We're the RightWing, we FReep 'gainst Tyranny!!
'Gainst the Lib'rals, who loathe what's FRee!!
Have our plans fer Worlds where FReedom rings...
Join our Band...Fer Justice Sing!!
MoveOn-dot-org's THE Enemy...DemonRAT-Underground!!
Soros' Commies are Leftist SCUM!!
Retake the Cities from the kA.N.S.W.E.R.ous Powers!!
Reborn humans shall never cower!!
You see...
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" is his name...
He's no good...don't you vote fer his stain!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them Rapists, Vile Killers...Have RATS No Shame?!!
FReegards...MUD (06/27/2004)