Another Kerry tune fer ya...
"'Lurch' Was His Name!!"
(To be sung to America's "Horse With No Name")
Since the first night of this journey,
I been FReepin' 'cuz it is Right!!
Had my plans fer words and threads and dreams...
Formed a Band...I harp and sing!!
The first thing yer taught is "Don't LIE Like a Rug!!"
'Cuz yer lies bring you down!!
We FReep Kerry 'cuz Hanoi John LIED!!
Boy, Beware yer LustFerPower!!
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" was his name...
Kerry LIED 'bout his Comrades-In-Arms!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them "Rapists" and "Killers"...has he no shame?!
There's just two ways to fight Lib'ral SCUM...
Remember...Left is all Red!!
One's the FRee Way...Reject Socialism!!
Right is fightin' 'til Big Guv'ment's DEAD!!
'Cuz Tyranny takes hold when Patriots ain't bold!!
Guv'ment's BAD when it warps yer head!!
Kerry is a Lib'ral and Big Guv'ment's his aim...
Just y'all wait 'til he "feels yer pain!!"
Massachusetts, Camelot's DreamWorld is stained...
Jack wails, "Kerry, why must you defame my name?!"
We're the RightWing, we FReep 'gainst Tyranny!!
'Gainst the Lib'rals, who loathe what's FRee!!
Have our plans fer Worlds where FReedom rings...
Join our Band...Fer Justice Sing!!
MoveOn-dot-org's THE Enemy...DemonRAT-Underground!!
Soros' Commies are Leftist SCUM!!
Retake the Cities from the kA.N.S.W.E.R.ous Powers!!
Reborn humans shall never cower!!
You see...
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" is his name...
He's no good...don't you vote fer his stain!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them Rapists, Vile Killers...Have RATS No Shame?!!
FReegards...MUD (06/27/2004)
I KNOW you know this one...
"White House!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Red House")
Ah yeah!
There's a White House in Columb'yuh...
That's where George Dubyuh stays!!
Folks, it's THE White House fer the Country...
Lord, not a place fer semen stains!!
It shan't be the home fer John Kerry...
Reject Left's slime...yer vote could sway!!
Leftist Minions, somethin's wrong here...
Yer sleaze supercedes yer Whore'd!!
Mental midgets, Left is Wrong...lord, have mercy...
Liberate Iraq this War!!
Sosh'lists pander to FEAR!!
MUD's a mad man FReepin'...
Whup DemLib'rals 'til they are no more!!
Clinton's crimes shall be avenged, I swear!!
Well, Right's fight is against RATS in this Country...
Build our City on the Hill!!
Gip's dream shall come true!!
Lord, the Right shall swell...attack dopey Lib'rals...
Goin' back to RE-IMPEACH Bill!!
'Cuz if John Ashcroft won't pursue Justice...
I know US FReepers will...Yeah!!
Mudboy Slim (06/28/2004)