Ben Affleck:
Hey, look, over there! Some dumbass is dressed in a blue bunny suit! What a dork!
1 posted on
07/30/2004 11:55:33 AM PDT by
DCBryan1
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To: DCBryan1
Whoops, Pic:
2 posted on
07/30/2004 11:56:30 AM PDT by
DCBryan1
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4 posted on
07/30/2004 11:57:21 AM PDT by
EggsAckley
(.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
To: DCBryan1
Whoops, Pic:
Ben: "Hey, look over there! Some dumbass is dressed up in a blue bunny suit! What a dumbass!"
5 posted on
07/30/2004 11:57:35 AM PDT by
DCBryan1
To: DCBryan1
Someone is always pointing in a Kerry picture...I think Hollywood told them it looks good to do so.
8 posted on
07/30/2004 11:58:52 AM PDT by
treeclimber
("We will hunt the terrorists in every dark corner of the earth. We will be relentless." GWB 2001)
To: DCBryan1
"Wow, you can totally see through Alexandra Kerry's dress!!"
14 posted on
07/30/2004 12:00:21 PM PDT by
Junior_G
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Kerry: John, don't look back just now, but I think I found the guy who stole my pink tie".
16 posted on
07/30/2004 12:01:02 PM PDT by
So Cal Rocket
(Fabrizio Quattrocchi: "Adesso vi faccio vedere come muore un italiano")
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18 posted on
07/30/2004 12:01:57 PM PDT by
treeclimber
("We will hunt the terrorists in every dark corner of the earth. We will be relentless." GWB 2001)
To: DCBryan1
Whoops, Pic:
Ben Affleck: "Holy Crap! Look at those falling poll numbers!"
19 posted on
07/30/2004 12:01:58 PM PDT by
DCBryan1
To: DCBryan1
OPEN LETTER TO KERRY FROM 204 YEARS AGO:
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the Public Treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the Public Treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy always followed by dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been two-hundred years. These nations have progressed throught this sequence: From bondage to spiritual faith; from spiritual faith to great courage; from courage to abundance; from abundance to complacency; from complacency to apathy; from apathy to dependence; from dependence back again into bondage.
Alexander Fraser Tyler, 1700
22 posted on
07/30/2004 12:03:28 PM PDT by
adam_az
(Call your State Republican Party office and VOLUNTEER!!!!)
To: DCBryan1
Affleck: Yeah, JLo and I did it on that rooftop too!
23 posted on
07/30/2004 12:03:54 PM PDT by
highnoon
(Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
To: DCBryan1
Ben Affleck: "Jack, see that mountain moving to the east about four miles away? That's J-Lo's ass going shopping!"
26 posted on
07/30/2004 12:04:51 PM PDT by
DCBryan1
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Funny. I just read an article by Andy Borowitz of Jewish World Review with a few amusing lines about Affleck and THE CURSE:
In other convention news, actor Ben Affleck was ejected from the Fleet Center in Boston after Democratic Party officials feared that his long-running losing streak at the box office might spread to the Kerry-Edwards ticket in the fall.
While party officials downplayed talk of an "Affleck curse," insiders acknowledged that the actor's presence at the convention had become an unwelcome distraction.
"Maybe it's the lingering effects of 'Gigli,' but every time Ben walked into the building the bomb-sniffing dogs went crazy," one insider said.
Jewish World Review
27 posted on
07/30/2004 12:06:09 PM PDT by
Republican Red
(Is that a classified document in your pants Sandy or are you just glad to see me?)
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30 posted on
07/30/2004 12:09:07 PM PDT by
treeclimber
("We will hunt the terrorists in every dark corner of the earth. We will be relentless." GWB 2001)
To: DCBryan1
Affleck: Thanks John, I finally found a bigger ass than J'Lo's!
To: DCBryan1
Kerry whispers to Edwards-" Little Boy, want to pet the hamster in my pocket ? "
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Edwards: "I'm not smiling, I'm wincing in pain! The wife crawled on top of me last night! I had to clench my teeth before my heart popped out of my mouth!"
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42 posted on
07/30/2004 12:51:08 PM PDT by
sandbar
To: DCBryan1
Check out the rack on Alexandra!
44 posted on
07/30/2004 1:38:25 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(Insert comment A in tagline B)
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BEN: Look at that nutjob up there screaming about balloons and confetti!
Kerry: Don't worry, Johnny, there'll be balloons, I promise.
45 posted on
07/30/2004 1:47:51 PM PDT by
itsamelman
(40: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." 42: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman")
To: DCBryan1
Hey look the TelePrompter said to just start saying "Hope and Vietnam" over and over again. Edwards, you didn't say Hope and Vietnam.
47 posted on
07/30/2004 2:02:50 PM PDT by
alrea
(hope, Vietnam, hope, Vietnam)
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