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Caption Kerry in a ditch in Ohio
Reuters
| August 1, 2004
| Reuters
Posted on 08/01/2004 5:43:35 PM PDT by ejdrapes
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: caption; dork; kerry
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To: VoteBush04
Kerry hamster-boy heroically jumped into the water and 'rescued' a hamster from drowning.
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posted on
08/01/2004 6:37:28 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Lunatic turtle on the barnyard fence with a fruitcake gun, shouting many squirrels..)
To: ontos-on
142
posted on
08/01/2004 6:40:06 PM PDT
by
treeclimber
("We will hunt the terrorists in every dark corner of the earth. We will be relentless." GWB 2001)
To: eeriegeno
The theme song for Tiny John's run for the presidency will probably become 'Tiptoe through the tulips' after that photo op!!!!
Kerry's theme song will be that laxative commercial: "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now...."
To: yarddog
Dancing at the Grateful Dead Concert
To: Betaille
Damn it, I said "on duty" not "in doody!"
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posted on
08/01/2004 6:41:31 PM PDT
by
EllaMinnow
(Joe Wilson is a big fat LIAR.)
To: jocon307
Let's see -
This ?
or
THIS! 
To: not_apathetic_anymore
Are we sure that one of the photographers isn't a republican plant?Unlikely ... the sad truth for Kerry is that the pics we are seeing are probably the best of the bunch. Can you imagine the ones they're hiding!!!
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posted on
08/01/2004 6:45:20 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("I actually was going to throw like a man before I threw like a girl." JFK 7/25/2004)
To: Guillermo
Did Kerry serve in VietNam?
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posted on
08/01/2004 6:46:59 PM PDT
by
DennisR
(Anyone who believes that we got here by evolution is either blind or very stubborn...)
To: NonValueAdded
To: ejdrapes
Another 'Dork Alert' post! Lovin' it!
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posted on
08/01/2004 6:48:14 PM PDT
by
Looking4Truth
(NEVER trust Muslims to keep their word.)
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou.....
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posted on
08/01/2004 6:49:01 PM PDT
by
AZChick
To: ejdrapes
Hey, when you're the junior Senator from MA you spend a lot of time in ditches or the Senior Senator doesn't vote.
To: hole_n_one
You're heading to the corn field...and were suppose to keep the media away? OK boss! Is Edwards going with you?
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posted on
08/01/2004 6:51:05 PM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(prayers for all)
To: NonValueAdded
...as long as they keep 'em coming:)
To: hoosiermama
Now we know the source of crop circles..
John Kerry and Edwards.
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posted on
08/01/2004 6:55:28 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Lunatic turtle on the barnyard fence with a fruitcake gun, shouting many squirrels..)
To: ejdrapes
Here's my top ten John Heinz Kerry comments/thoughts while crossing the ditch.
1. "Ewww....I think I stepped in stinky water"
2. "Oh no, Teraaaaysah, is going to kill me, I've ruined my shoes."
3. "Put your right foot in, put your left foot out...do the hoky pokey..."
4. "If one of those stalks of grass comes up my pant leg...I think I will scream."
5. "Okay guys...come on let's walk like Monty Python".
6. "Oh no, no, no.....Geez, now I have to strip and search for chiggers and ticks".
7. " You know...that blue NASA suit would be handy about now...well maybe not".
8. "Geesh..something just bit me on the leg...Back in Vietnam that would a been a heart".
9."This reminds me when I was in Vietnam....I checked the perimeter for mines like this"
10. "Crap, I should have never let Edwards lead us, he was in diapers when I was in Vietnam. Did I ever tell you guys I was in Vietnam?"
FRegards,
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posted on
08/01/2004 6:57:21 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(Hillary's heart is blacker than the Pacific's Monterey Canyon)
To: Miss Marple
To: ejdrapes
Hahahaha Priceless! There are no words. LOL!
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posted on
08/01/2004 6:57:59 PM PDT
by
SheLion
(The terrorist are here.......living among us. It's too late to close the borders.)
To: GailA
Thanks for that!
img src=" place url in this space" put this < in front of the img and > at the end of the " do a preview to make sure it took then hit post.
DKK
To: ejdrapes
See how Kerry learned to navigate in the jungles of Vietnam......
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posted on
08/01/2004 7:02:26 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(John John Kerry Edwards change positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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