I don't think I could stand to eat fried fat (pork skins) and believe it or not I'm getting tired of bacon every morning!!! I do NOT eat naked eggs!!!!
Congrats on your wt. loss--I've lost 14 lbs. in the last month and wanting to lose about 10-15 more. We're feeling really good too! As for our kids, they're not following it strictly but at least they're eating breakfast every day (because daddy does!) and more veggies.
(I listened to The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, read by Patrick Fraley, recently, that the way he delivered that line just cracked me up.)
You might try some sausages in the AM, or Canadian bacon.