1- The American Flags are not on Fire!
2-The babies are alive!
3-The Candidate(in this case,President Bush)pays for his food!
4-The women are wearing clothes!
5- The women don't have to take their clothes off to be recognized by the men!
6-The MSM feels oppressed!
7-There is enough food to go around, because Michael Moore and Linda Ronstadt are not present!
8-The men are REALLY men!(Fathers,husbands,leaders,etc.)
9-The people are smiling because they want to!
10-The Candidate is sweating because of vigorous labor, not guilt from his past!!
LOL very good!
LOL, Excellent!
Are those original with you? They're good.
Wonderful list--and I love your tagline!