[Old Professer]

I can't take my computer to the bathroom, I can do my word puzzles in the newspaper, I like to read the Letters to the Editor, I get a perverse joy when I throw away the sports section without reading it, I like to see what property locally has changed hands, I have 6 more years before I'm 70.

[Slings and Arrows]

I can't take my computer to the bathroom,

No problem.