To: Cincinatus' Wife
During the really cold winter months when it's 20 below, I drive down to the Barnes & Noble and sip espresso while reading books and letting my kids run amock in the store. I keep an eye out in the parking lot for all the liberal dummies who have a dead battery and no jumper cables. Last winter I made over $100 with my diesel truck which has cables on a coil which extend 25'. Decent people I start for free. The whacky arrogant liberals I charge. It's funny that every time I start the whacky ones, they explain to me that it's not their fault they have a bad battery.
14 posted on
09/15/2004 5:26:17 AM PDT by
blackdog
(Proudly wearing Free Republic pajamas, just to piss off Dan Rather.)
To: blackdog
It's funny that every time I start the whacky ones, they explain to me that it's not their fault they have a bad battery. LOL!
40 posted on
09/15/2004 5:42:17 AM PDT by
Aquinasfan
(Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
To: blackdog
To: blackdog
Last winter I made over $100 with my diesel truck which has cables on a coil which extend 25'. Decent people I start for free. The whacky arrogant liberals I charge. I hope you were diligent and brought a box of baking soda with you to clean the battery terminals of those poor unfortunate libs. Can't get a good connection if the terminals are covered in muck, you know. In fact, it would be even better if you were to use it to clean the INSIDE of each of the battery's cells - about a tablespoon per cell should do it.
69 posted on
09/15/2004 6:10:01 AM PDT by
asgardshill
(By direct order, I LOVE ALAN KEYES!)
To: blackdog
It's funny that every time I start the whacky ones, they explain to me that it's not their fault they have a bad battery. If you could only give their brains some therapeutic shock treatment.
FRegards,
117 posted on
09/15/2004 7:11:36 AM PDT by
Osage Orange
(I'm a man.............I can change.............If I have to..................I guess...........)
To: blackdog
..this winter start serving coffee along with the jump start,sounds like a thriving enterprise...don't forget the ever pleasant Thank You and have a wonderful day.
Doogle
137 posted on
09/15/2004 7:38:12 AM PDT by
Doogle
(USAF...8th AF...Wolf Pack...408MMS ....Ubon,Thailand in "69" Night Line Delivery.AMMO)
To: blackdog
I like the part about letting your children run amuck - in a liberal haven, it's just desserts of liberal loonies to experience the real meaning of "no boundaries."
Even though I love books and treasure them, you could find some liberal best-sellers and spill some coffee as you read - hee hee.
I hope you make a bundle this winter....
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