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Kerry: bypassing Iowa due to laryngitis
The Blogspirator ^ | 9/23/04 | The Blogspirator

Posted on 09/23/2004 8:14:09 AM PDT by adam_az

CEDAR RAPIDS --- Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry won't be coming to Davenport and Cedar Rapids today. Instead, vice presidential candidate John Edwards will take his place.

Campaign officials say that Kerry's voice is strained, and he needs to conserve it for the debates against President Bush, the first of which is coming up a week from today in Coral Gables, Fla. The three debates are considered a pivotal juncture in the campaign.The Blogspirator recently had laryngitis. It lasted for three weeks.

At the point of one week, he couln't talk at all.

One week from now... the debates.

Ouch.

Maybe it has something do with internal Democrat polls?

The voice box is a mirror which reflects the ills of man. This includes stress. Stress can lead to misuse of the muscles around the vocal cords. This in turn produces hoarseness.


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To: sheana

You know...thats what I was thinking!


21 posted on 09/23/2004 8:19:38 AM PDT by Eragon
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To: adam_az
Kerry: bypassing Iowa due to laryngitis

Thousands of Iowans cheer their great luck. "Answer to prayer" was the consenus.

22 posted on 09/23/2004 8:19:53 AM PDT by MP5
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To: Blogger
He sounded okay at his press conference.

That was the other John Kerry.

23 posted on 09/23/2004 8:19:59 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: dc-zoo

(Iowa and Ohio)


24 posted on 09/23/2004 8:20:02 AM PDT by dc-zoo
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To: adam_az

Can you say "Botox treatments" before the debates.


25 posted on 09/23/2004 8:20:03 AM PDT by truthandlife (http://www.neverforgetneveragain.com -- If you want Bush re-elected pass on this video link!!!!)
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To: adam_az

Kerry just got caught lying to Iowa. Neener neener neener. (Busted)


26 posted on 09/23/2004 8:20:17 AM PDT by concerned about politics (Vote Republican - Vote morally correct!)
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To: adam_az
I think his focus groups just show that his best strategy is to say nothing.

Sort of the Prov. 17:28 strategy.

27 posted on 09/23/2004 8:20:22 AM PDT by DrewsDad
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To: adam_az
Depending on for how long Kerry has to stop talking, this should be good for about a 3 or four point "laryngitis bump" for Kerry.
28 posted on 09/23/2004 8:20:34 AM PDT by dano1
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To: truthandlife

He needs electro shock treatments!


29 posted on 09/23/2004 8:21:08 AM PDT by Blogger
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To: somerville
He could just show up and do that tongue thing that he does.

Your comment needs a Barf Alert.

30 posted on 09/23/2004 8:21:57 AM PDT by NautiNurse (Bonnie, Charley, Frances, Ivan Sr, Ivan Jr...painting curtains on the boarded windows)
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To: Semper Paratus

Saw that!

Kerry = a legend in his own mind and an IDIOT in the minds of all others!!

What a total a-wad!!


31 posted on 09/23/2004 8:22:38 AM PDT by soozla ("I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure............"-John Kerry)
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To: Mr. Mojo
Not surprising. Kerry's been looking exhausted for some time now. I don't think has the stamina and vigor to be President.

Excellent point. He does not seem capable of operating as president with "energy and dispatch" that was described by Alexander Hamilton. He just seems old and uninspiring. But I do have to add that if Iowa was closer in the polls, Kerry would be there.

As it is, Kerry has now passed on Iowa and he avoided FL for several weeks. This does not bode well for his campaign.

32 posted on 09/23/2004 8:23:27 AM PDT by camboianchristmas (when two or more or gathered in His name...great things happen)
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To: somerville
He could just show up and do that tongue thing that he does.

Yeah, and he could just point to yonder, scold the American people for not being as omni potent as he, and then go skiing.

33 posted on 09/23/2004 8:24:41 AM PDT by concerned about politics (Vote Republican - Vote morally correct!)
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To: adam_az

Man, this guy couldn't' even use his sick day to go to work in Washington DC where Allawi addressed the entire Congress.

Where does he stand now? 80% absence this year?

The President's job goes wherever he goes, but Kerry's job is in the Senate, which he can't perform from the campaign trail.

Massachusetts should have appointed a replacement or recalled him.


34 posted on 09/23/2004 8:25:00 AM PDT by coconutt2000
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To: adam_az

Poor guy, the rice from his rear have worked up to his throat. Put some ice on it.


35 posted on 09/23/2004 8:25:16 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Rather calls Saddam "Mister President" and calls President Bush "bush")
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To: BonnieJ
botoxed-face ??

How dare you accuse me of using botox? I have shrapnel in my leg! I am a war hero! I am supposed to win!!!

36 posted on 09/23/2004 8:26:01 AM PDT by camboianchristmas (when two or more or gathered in His name...great things happen)
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To: adam_az
Maybe Kerry doesn't have laryngitis at all but he's experiencing a panic attack and his throat is seizing up ;-)
37 posted on 09/23/2004 8:26:04 AM PDT by varon (Allegiance to the constitution, always. Allegiance to a political party, never.)
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To: adam_az
G-d is tired of listening to Kerry's lies.
38 posted on 09/23/2004 8:26:07 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa (At CBS - "We don't just report news - we make it - up.")
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To: varon

He's put his foot in his mouth so many times, I bet it's not Laryngitis at all, but rather Trench Mouth...


39 posted on 09/23/2004 8:27:39 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (How do you ask a hamster to be the last hamster to die for a mistake?)
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To: Blogger

I bet he is trying to figure out how to give it to Treezzzaa.


40 posted on 09/23/2004 8:30:30 AM PDT by DOGEY
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