Tanned, Rested, Ready: Kerry's Pre-Debate Fake Bake (Photos)

Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 9/27/04

[Marcus Alonzo Hanna]

TODAY:

SATURDAY:

FRIDAY:

[arasina]

ROFL! Poifekt!

[My2Cents]

Hey W-S. What can I say?...I think California has become something of a political hell-hole. I gave money to Jones' campaign right after the primary, and I'm thinking of asking for it back. I've seen no campaign on his part. I don't get it. I wish I could go back and change my vote to Marin, or whatever her name, that Karl Rove wanted as the Sen. candidate. At least she would have run a campaign.

As a contrast to the interest in Bush stickers, I've noticed a definite drop in the number of Kerry-Edwards stickers I'm seeing on the way to work (I have to pass through the Peoples' Republic of Davis). I used to see a goodly number, but they've all but disappeared. That's a good sign.

BTW, have you kept all of Kerry's dork-a-thon photos? I'd love to see a montage simply of those pictures of him throwing or catching a football.

[poweqi]

That picture looks like he's in the Special Olympics. No offense intended.

[Jorge]

Kerry looks just like the face on that tree in the Wizard of Oz.

[My2Cents]

Note the child, or perhaps very small woman, defending Kerry.

[Flamenco Lady]

I've been noticing a change in the bumper stickers here in Oregon too. I am in one of the suburbs of Portland (the extreme liberal zone). A month ago they were 3-1 in favor of Kerry, now they are running 3-1 Bush from my observations. Lots of cars with Support out troops on them to, which I believe tend to be Republicans for the most part. Lawn signs appear to be about even for Bush and Kerry.

[My2Cents]

Wow. I'll take that report as authoritative. I know the polls have shown that Kerry's support is soft among those who are inclined to vote for him, but people who place bumperstickers on their cars shows a deeper level of support, and now even these are bailing.

My liberal brother lives in Portland. I've be tickled to have Bush win Oregon.

[PJBlogger]

He looks sallow and unhealthy.
They have to dummy up a youthful,healthy look which is darn near impossible.
Now he looks like a wax dummy from Madame Toussaud's Wax Museum.
Will the American people buy what Man Tan Man is selling?

[PJBlogger]

"must be a side affect of the agent orange he was exposed to while on his secret mission in cambodia.... "
Man Tan Man exposed!

[PJBlogger]

I believe the JFK/Nixon debates were in B&W.
Man Tan Man in full living color is a scary thing to behold.

[Ann Archy]

Suntanned Kramer looking like the "cooked turkey" Seinfeld show!! LOL!!! We need a picture of Kerry's head on a turkey's body 9other than his own) on a silver platter.

Can someone photo shop the turke that Bush was holding in Iraq with Kerry's face on it??

[Palladin]

This settles it:

Kerry is TOAST! Literally.

[aruanan]

It didn't work. That demon's still in him.

[Palladin]

The Special Olympians would beat his ass at any sport.

[Palladin]

"I am woman. Hear me roar."

[Chummy]

"I'm tellin' ya. The President has a secret plan to pose as me in the debates."

[Chummy]

"Press is here! Hide your Bush buttons!"

[meyer]

it's called make-up...he's got more pancake on than IHOP

"Would you like some pancake to go with that waffle?"

We might need to start calling him "Hoppy" in honor of IHOP.

[Jenya]

When he lost his voice last week, I thought that it was too bad that it wasn't debate time. But this is even better. I think he had a chemical peel or something. My sister-in-law has them due to old acne scars, and her face is exactly like Kerry's for days afterward. I do think the red will lighten up by Thursday. Darn it.

[Colonel_Flagg]

Ah, Brian Williams. No matter which way his face points, his nose points directly at you.