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Drudge: Autumn Glow: Kerry Turning Orange' Skin Transition on Eve of Debate

Posted on 09/28/2004 6:43:42 AM PDT by jern


AUTUMN GLOW: KERRY TURNING ORANGE; SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE





TOPICS: Front Page News; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: girlieman; houseboy; itistolaugh; keptman; kerry; kerryredfaced; manchuriancandidate; metrosexual; orange; orangekerry; redfacedkerry; spraytan; tookmantanpills; zombie
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1 posted on 09/28/2004 6:43:42 AM PDT by jern
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It has to be his pancreas.


2 posted on 09/28/2004 6:44:31 AM PDT by Toespi
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3 posted on 09/28/2004 6:44:34 AM PDT by xrp (Executing assigned posting duties flawlessly -- ZERO mistakes)
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Too many afternoons windsurfing?


4 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:12 AM PDT by 2banana (They want to die for Islam and we want to kill them)
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LOL!! Man I love Drudge. This stuff is better than the supermarket stands!


5 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:15 AM PDT by zarf
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Don't sleep in the tanning machine.


6 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:20 AM PDT by snooker (French Fried Flip Flopper still Flouncing, be careful out there.)
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Side effect of Botox?


7 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:21 AM PDT by Born Conservative (20 years of votes can tell you much more about a man than 20 weeks of campaign rhetoric-Zell Miller)
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8 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:24 AM PDT by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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He's orange, rested and ready.


9 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:27 AM PDT by Piranha
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Ping!


10 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:29 AM PDT by EllaMinnow (Dan would RATHER lie.)
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To: jern

Eating too many carrots.


11 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:32 AM PDT by zeaal (SPREAD TRUTH!)
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I'm listening to Laura Ingraham right now and she played a recent audio clip from Kerry. His voice sounded terrible. I know he recently was hoarse, but I've never known laryngitis to last so long.


12 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:37 AM PDT by xrp (Executing assigned posting duties flawlessly -- ZERO mistakes)
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It's almost October. He's getting ready for Halloween.


13 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:37 AM PDT by plain talk
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The world's tallest oompa-loompa.


14 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:39 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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15 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:52 AM PDT by Uncledave
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No, it is the fake tanning that he has been doing, augmented by his outdoor activities.

In the debate, he should goof about it right off the bat.


16 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:53 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Control the information given to society and you control society.)
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oompa loompa doompity doo....


17 posted on 09/28/2004 6:46:07 AM PDT by MisterRepublican
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bwahahahahaha! So is it the bronzer Terezza recomended? Or is it the botox combined with his carrot fixation?


19 posted on 09/28/2004 6:46:27 AM PDT by FreeManWhoCan ("Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God." - Thomas Jefferson)
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I'm guessing it's his liver. We need to see those medical records.


20 posted on 09/28/2004 6:46:36 AM PDT by Brilliant
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