Posted on 10/13/2004 5:19:44 PM PDT by Joe Hadenuf
Damn, gotta put the kids to bed.
Hey Kerry it's been a long time since you made it up to Lawrence Mass - nobody is legal but everybody is voting.
kerry - "middle easterners are coming across the borders"...no crap! Remember 9/11??
Bias question alert from SHiffer.
this border crap is crap!
We have iris technology? How does kerry propose that we get the world to sign up?
what an idiot, check their identity as they cross the border? how nut?
It's just stunning how much better Bush is doing tonight. At this rate, let's have six debates!
Kerry's selling thumb printing people sneaking across the border!
Excuse me Senior, please put you thumb in this thing, then go ahead and become an illegal allien!
You have more faith in many of the American people than I do! Unfortunately many think because Kerry can look presidential he can be president. Let's just hope that Jay Leno's Jay Walker people can't find their way to the polls!
Kerry - we can know who the people are that cross the border.
Me - but you don't want to do that at the voting booth, do you.
I have a plan for our borders!
Kerry said only 4,0000 a day.
Iris scan for the third world please.
The Plan
In the beginning was "the plan"
the plan was without form or substance
and they looked upon the plan
and they saw that it was good.
the plan was put forth to the workers
and the workers reviewed the plan
the workers saw that the plan was without form or substance
and the workers rejected the plan
The workers took the plan to the foreman
the workers said "this is sh1t and it stinks"
the foreman reviewed the plan and observed
that the plan was without form or substance
The foreman took the plan to the manager
and the foreman said "this is manure and it smells"
the manager looked upon the plan
and the manager saw that there may be room for improvement
The manager took the plan to the vice president
and the manager said "this is fecal matter and it is strong"
the vice president enquisatively reviewed the plan
and noted minute areas for change
The vice president presented the plan to the C.E.O.
and the vice president said "this is fertilizer and will induce growth"
The C.E.O. gazed upon the plan and said:
"this is good - make it policy"
and the plan was without form or substance
Say it, Mr. Bush....ELIMINATE the minimum wage..
As long as his plan doesn't involve miss frumpy billionaire
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