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CBS: Kerry Wins Florida
See BS ^ | 11/1/04 | A super top secret source

Posted on 11/01/2004 4:49:27 PM PST by Coop

Dan Rather just broke in to normal programming to report Kerry has won Florida.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bush; humorarar; inducingheartattack; kerry; prematureelecutation; prematureflorida
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Lord help us. :-(

Now Bush needs to carry California, Illinois, and the Dominican Republic.

1 posted on 11/01/2004 4:49:27 PM PST by Coop
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To: Coop

Hold on. Now, how in HELL can Kerry win Florida when 99% of the people haven't voted yet?


2 posted on 11/01/2004 4:50:31 PM PST by LS
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To: Coop

Great URL!

http: //www.woeisus.com/


3 posted on 11/01/2004 4:50:47 PM PST by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: Coop
CeeBS
4 posted on 11/01/2004 4:50:47 PM PST by AmericanMade1776 ( (( John Kerry is in full retreat)))
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To: Coop
We don't need posts like this. We're already running IV drips of Maalox.


5 posted on 11/01/2004 4:50:51 PM PST by newzjunkey (Keep crime down: NO on CA Prop 66. Pray for America and Vote BUSH!)
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To: LS

That kind of spooked me.


6 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:05 PM PST by Perdogg (Dubya - Right Man, Right Job, at the Right Time!)
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To: Coop

He's doing VERY well in Poland. That should help. :o)


8 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:05 PM PST by theophilusscribe (Don't keep Chad hanging. Go vote.)
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To: LS

i think it's a joke. LOL


9 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:08 PM PST by jerod
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To: LS

Isn't the election tomorrow?


10 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:10 PM PST by RightMindedMom
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To: Coop

First Florida, then Kalifornia. It'll be anarchy!!


11 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:16 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Gun-control is leftist mind-control.)
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To: Coop

Dammit. As soon as I heard the news, I got out of line at my polling place and came home. Many others followed my lead.


12 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:19 PM PST by SamAdams76 (Red Sox Win The World Series...And Bush Wins Re-election in 27 hours!)
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To: Coop

And I am officially calling the election for Ralph Nader. The way I see it, I'm just as credible as CBS is. No, really.


13 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:24 PM PST by AM2000
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is this sarcasm?


14 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:26 PM PST by KavMan
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To: Coop

2000 redux. CBS will screw the panhandle once again.


15 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:29 PM PST by evolved_rage ('Rats are elitists, elitist wannabees, or nanny-state suckups....all are parasites.)
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To: LS

Actually, it was said yesterday that 1/3 have already voted and exit polling had it heavily for Kerry.


16 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:36 PM PST by newzjunkey (Keep crime down: NO on CA Prop 66. Pray for America and Vote BUSH!)
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To: Coop

ROFLMAO!!


17 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:39 PM PST by A Real Dan Fan... NOT (1 more day, 4 more years. Go Dubya!)
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To: Coop
Remember the "dry run" that Rather & CBS did in Election 2000?

RatherGate

18 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:40 PM PST by Seeking the truth ( www.0cents.com - See Vietcong Vets for Kerry stuff here!)
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To: jerod

man, my heart burn just flared up


19 posted on 11/01/2004 4:51:42 PM PST by mrplind (The greatest threat to the United States is not "terrorism," it's "liberalism!")
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