Kerry Supporters Dealing With Stress, Depression

AP ^ | 11/6

[ambrose]

Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women!

[WayneM]

So when is it time to call a mental health professional?

I suggest diehard liberals go ahead and make the call right now while the lines are short.

[JRandomFreeper]

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women!

You moderates drive me nutz. 8>)

/john

[Blogger]

[1066AD]

Hmmm, how many of us in the wicked "red" states patronise psychobabblers ?

[CWOJackson]

"My patients were incredulous, depressed, angry, very frightened," Pheiffer said.

Recommend a short visit to Oregon for them. I believe they have liberal suicide laws there.

[txkev]

Kerry Supporters Dealing With Stress, Depression

All I can say is get a helmet. You've got four more years of feeling like a loser. I've also heard Paris is wonderful this time of year!

[LdSentinal]

Instead of therapy, may I suggest a Jamestown-type scenario for Kerry supporters?

[piasa]

"If I happened to be on a tranquilizer or Prozac, I would have to triple my dose," joked Sam Feldman, a 75-year-old retired businessman who lives on Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts but who volunteered for Kerry in Florida.

This is probably the "--------" who was tearing up our political signs!

[Nam Vet]

"So when is it time to call a mental health professional? "

The day one registers as a dim.

Nam Vet

[Texas_Jarhead]

interesting tag line - had to think for minute

[Darkwolf377]

What the hell ever happened to the strong, silent-type?

[AJS]

Wow... think about it. Think about how good you feel and turn it around. Then... add to that the fact that a lot of New Yorkers are Yankee fans and you have some folks that are really in a world of hurt. That's a rough spot.

[Dallas59]

To the Looney Moonbats...

[StJacques]

Hmmmmm . . . .

I must be in the wrong profession. Working as a Psychologist treating Liberals for mental ailments sounds like a sweet deal to me. I can't imagine how there could ever be a shortage of patients.

But maybe it's better that I'm not after all. I have the feeling that the treatment I would recommend would get me banned from the profession in a hurry.

[EaglesUpForever]

> "They're not going to feel worse in
> a week. They're going to feel better."

The short attention span of the dull-minded liberal is perhaps a self-preservation mechanism.

[randog]

"Hi, my name's Gerald and I'm a Kerry supporter"

"Hi loser!"

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Wow, these people are sad sacks. I think I'll buy a couple of those 'Viva La Reagan Revolucion!' t-shirts and start wearing them around town. Should be good for a few chuckles to watch recovering leftists go into catatonic fits and twitch on the sidewalk.

[StJacques]

I love that pic Blogger. Wish I could get it as a wall-size poster.

[Dallas59]

Foaming at the mouth...spitting up....

[Fledermaus]

Another reason we are better humans than they are...if Bush had of lost I'll bet 99% of us wouldn't have even considered going to a therapist.