Posted on 11/09/2004 6:20:33 AM PST by bedolido
There are strong differences of opinion between Israel and the Palestinian Authority about where Yasser Arafat should be buried. Let me make a modest proposal.
But before I make my suggestion, a little history is in order. On October 7, 1985 as 69 year old disabled Leon Klinghoffer sat in his wheelchair aboard the Achilles Lauro cruise ship, four Palestinian terrorists shot then threw him overboard while his wife watched in horror. Leon and Marilyn Klinghoffer, American Jews, had been celebrating their wedding anniversary by taking this cruise.
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I'm all for cremation, but why not do it by strapping his carcas to a MOAB? Heck, I bet the Israelis would even volunteer to deliver it.
How about Michael Moore's backyard in Michigan?
As my Grandfather used to say "Stick a bone up his @ss and let the dog drag him away."
How about Moore's stomach...he could chase him with cheese!
BURN IN HELL YOU SON OF SATAN! Launch him off the earth... there is no place here for his bones.
And a little falafel.
don't forget the tahini!
I say send his rancid Arse to the renderer...make glue out of the devil...
Maybe for once then, he can be part of somthing 'coming together'..
Rot in hell you PIG
The beauty part of this is not the clever disposal suggestions, but the real world issues. Arafat stole billions and received billions in bribes from the French and Saudis (and, probably , Saddam) and hid that money where only he could touch it. Now, it seems, he will go to hell without passing on the secrets. You know the Israelis have some pretty good ideas about how to access some of this money.
If Iowahawk is out there, you may want to be first to draft a Nigerian scam letter from Arafat's wife, the PLO building association and flower drive, the FFP Martyr's Pig Farm offering to share Arafat's wealth in return for providing my bank account numbers.
But, think of it, Arafat's most significant contribution to the Palestinians may be the mishandling of billions of dollars that forces Palestinian terror in on itself as faction kill to get some cash.
Face down in a shallow grave, wrapped in a pig hide, covered in pig lard, with a pork chop in his mouth.
Could someone post that cartoon of Halfarat meetin his "virgins" in Hell?
Classic.
Block one of those arms running tunnels with his a$$.
mc
Bury him in Spam.
I think the insult would be to be buried in an actual pork product. So burying him in spam would be A-OK.
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ROTF!!!! I hadn't thought of that! Hee hee. You're absolutely right, simulated pork fat just won't do!
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