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Promises to keep... | 11-November-2004 | Ron Pickrell

Posted on 11/10/2004 6:52:51 AM PST by pickrell

Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Redford,

a poor movie star barely kept his family fed (lord!)

and then one day he was filming in the nuuuuude!,

when the election results from the masses turned rude.

Foiled again,

black-souled,

Texas T...KO'd

Well, the first thing ya know he's called the millionaires,

said I'm off to Ireland, got to get away from here,

he said California's just not the place to beeeeeee....

so he loaded up his chums and they moved from Beverly.

Hills, that is,

No more swimmin' pools...no more movie stars.

And their tickets called for a three hour cruise. A three hour cruise.

The ship's aground on this Irish liberal "worker's paradise"...

With Bobby...

and his retinue...

the millionaires and their wives...

those movie stars,

with Terry McAuliff and Donna Brazzile...

here on millionaires' iiiiiiiiiisle!

What Mr. Redford didn't realize is that he's taken that One Step Beyond into...the Twilight Tone-

"CUT! Who wrote this ludicrous script, anyway?" "Well, we only had so much money to hire a-" "Stop the background music; cut the lights...this is just dumb-" "Where is Moore? Will someone PLEASE get down to the pizza shop and drag that fat-, uh, escort Michael back here-" "Stuffing his face with more junk-" "We need to re-organize!" "Can you get some cheesy poofs while you're there?"


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hollywood; millionaires; redford

1 posted on 11/10/2004 6:52:52 AM PST by pickrell
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To: pickrell

CLever!


2 posted on 11/10/2004 6:55:43 AM PST by Grendel9
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To: Grendel9

Sorry, I can't help it. When the first thing you see when you pull up Drudge in the morning is a link like "Hollywood's feeling blue and seeing red",
something evil comes over you....



3 posted on 11/10/2004 7:13:55 AM PST by pickrell (Old dog, new trick...sort of)
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To: pickrell

I had no idea before Nov 3 that so many people were OUT of it as far as being stable emotionally/mentally! Limbaugh
was right: Many on the Left have lost their reason due to letting hate become the focus of their lives!


4 posted on 11/10/2004 7:21:48 AM PST by Grendel9
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To: Grendel9

Yeah. Which is why we need to season our posts with a little humor poked at them. It's probably good for us, also.


5 posted on 11/10/2004 7:24:40 AM PST by pickrell (Old dog, new trick...sort of)
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To: All

The people who are talking about leaving should quit talking about it and go!! America can do without these types who whine, complain and Hate America First. We need Americans who want to make this beautiful country better, stronger and who will work to make our Democracy work better on every level. It starts when our kids are little of course, by teaching the wonderful history of growing pains our country has gone through. The types who can't stand America today will always be troublemakers, and those types need to be weeded out. If you can't make the stew better, just take your input elsewhere!!


6 posted on 11/10/2004 7:46:38 AM PST by cousair
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To: cousair

You said it! These weasels have been saying they are going to leave since 2000! Leave already!! Your threats are ringing hollow now, Hollywierd -- kind of like the boy who cried "wolf" -- it only works a couple of times -- BE GONE!!


7 posted on 11/10/2004 7:49:11 AM PST by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: Polyxene

You said it also!! We all need to say it...the election is over and guess what, BUSH WON!! If you want to put those conspiracy theories out...do so wherever you go, but GO!!


8 posted on 11/10/2004 9:43:08 AM PST by cousair
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To: Grendel9; Norski

"...Many on the Left have lost their reason due to letting hate become the focus of their lives!..."

We will all enjoy the scenery a little more when the rabid celebrities become the...

...hoarse whisperers....


9 posted on 11/11/2004 7:30:17 AM PST by pickrell (Old dog, new trick...sort of)
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To: pickrell

Good Lord. I've been gone for a week, and you HAVE been busy. Have you found a publisher yet?


10 posted on 11/17/2004 9:49:55 PM PST by Norski
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