[skeeter]

This year "will bring woes on America. The mujahedeen [holy warriors] have prepared big surprises for your sons outside America and a big surprise for you inside America,"

Bet my Big Surprise is bigger than your Big Surprise.

How's that for uncivilized?

[ZULU]

" and a big surprise for you inside America," said the statement, the authenticity of which could not be confirmed. "

Probably courtesy of Vicente Fox and our porous Mexican border.

[jpl]

This can't be true, because as everyone knows, Saddam's Iraq was a "secular" country.

[cardinal4]

"Last year was a picnic for your soldiers [in Iraq]. The year 2005 will witness a quantitative and qualitative change in the operations against your army, which will go down in history," the statement said.

No, Boob, what will go down in history is Iraqis voting in free and fair elections. These Iraqis will join Afghani men and women in voting and tasting freedom for the first time. No roadside bomb, beheading or RPG will diminish this, and I just wish I could be there to see your face, when you find out your "Paradise" is really Hell..

[WarPaint]

What really scares me is that they might drop a dirty nuke on our troopes in Iraq.

[APFel]

I'll believe it when they are roasting my stomach.

APf

[The Loan Arranger]

Nothing would get the bulk of the American people (less the 20% leftist scum) behind President Bush on Iraq than for this ragtag "army" to start attacking us on our soil. Bring it on, camel lovers!

[Jimmy Valentine]

I read this and all I could think of was the tag line of that old joke: "Texan- Well, but we haven't even started playing 'Cowboys and Muslims'......yet."

regards,

[gimme1ibertee]

Bring it on,you lowlife scumbags.You'll get to meet your virgins a lot sooner than you planned!!!(And they'll all look like Michael Moore!!!)

[HenryLeeII]

The statement, which described Americans as "uncivilized" and "ignorant," claimed that "the whole world" hates the United States.

Sounds like the terrorists' press releases are being written by the Dems!

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Put that on a stamp !

[papasmurf]

Oh, now yur' talkin', friend. Bring it the F**# on!

Let ME tell YOU. The streets of America will run YELLOW with the tainted blood of the disbelievers of Christ. WE have been waiting for this for a long time, can't you tell?

When we are finishedd with your brothers, one will be able to walk back to your land on their bodies, they'll be so many of them dead, like a road on the ocean.

There will be NOT ONE Muslim left alive in America, and then we will not stop there. You have caused us, and the world, much pain and IF you should attempt to make good on your thin promise, WE WILL ERADICATE your people.

You think the Jews want to kill you? Wait until you F*&# with us HERE! Many of us have nightmares, thinking of your be-headings, and are eager to repay the favor.

You are the most ungrateful, self serving, God-less, un-deserving people on the face of the planet. You don't just give Islam a bad name, you have given it the ugliest face of all humankind.

So, come, and experience the sharpness of OUR swords, die in the name of Allah, and disappear from existence!
The world will be a much better place for it.

:O|

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