The programme allowed men aged over 50 seven centimetres of upper hair to cover balding.Comrade Comb-over!
Hey, complain all you want. At least I got a cool new tagline out of the deal.
snip...It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.
Socialists and Mad Red Queens the world over are infamous for their "my personal feelings should be the law' reasoning. In NK the Red Queen has decided she doesn't like long hair so long hair becomes guilty of causing brain starvation. This is as sane as some of the pablum regurgitated by Americas' Red Queens. Stuff like.......SUVs & Bush are guilty of causing nonexistant global warming; cigarette smoking is a major social problem so cigarettes should be banned, but the epidemic of STDs is somehow or another not connected to promiscuous sex but to a lack of yet more abortions and condoms wearing.
If you took all of the lefty cranks and crackpots and big-government dreamers and professional bureaucrats in this country and shipped them off and gave them their own little country to run, this is what it would end up being.
They wouldn't be all torqued about haircuts per se, it'd be something else equally inane.
If this were actually true it would go a long, long way towards explaining liberals.
I think they should all get Mohawks...
Their government probably figured out a way to grind the clippings into food.
The NK's only acceptable social policy.
Hair drains brain power?
Then what does Breck Girl's prissied-up hair do? Open a black hole in the center of the sun?
In other N.Korean news, the Uni-brow will be outlawed. Possesion of one could be punished with the penalty of death.
Comrades, let us tirelessly pluck nose hairs for the Revolution!
.....& make Kool-Aid drinkin', wearin' tie-dyed t-shirts, sandal wearin', & pot smokin' illegal too, while you're at it!
(A bit of sarcasm here, folks!)
Stylish Devil