Just damn.
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Posted on 02/03/2005 11:39:38 AM PST by Borges
I didn't recognize his name, but I know that face, thanks for posting it.
RIP John Vernon. Condolences to his family and friends.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
Godsepeed, Dean Wormer!
Another exchange...
"Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each
outstanding in their own way.
Cut the horsesh*t, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
You're talking about Delta, sir.
Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!"
Blutowski........"zero point zero"......Which didn't exactly hurt his career prospects, now did it?
-Eric
Hmmm...we apparently were on the same wavelength
Just damn.
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The best advice any college student ever got:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
RIP
Blutarsky ... dead.
Mayor: I don't want to have any more trouble like you had last year in the Filmore District, understand? That's my policy.
Harry: Yeah, well when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard that's my policy.
M: Intent? How did you establish that?
H:When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
I think of that line anytime I see Teddy (Holy Sinking Oldsmobiles) Kennedy.
He was shot by his own troops in Vietnam.
BTW, he was also the sickening mayor of San Francisco in the original "Dirty Harry."
I also loved that scene where is in his office talking with someone and some worker in the background is trying to find out how to remove the dead, legs straight up, horse that Delta put there...finally, the worker comes in with a chain saw to take care of business.
Coolest. Square. Ever.
Rest in peace, Dean Wormer.
"You mention extortion again, and I'll have your legs broken."
RIP, Dean Wormer.
Teddy was the inspiration for that character.
So sad.
RIP John Vernon.
RIP John. You were one of the greats.
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