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To: tealcandtrip
Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?

So she could lip read.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Where does a blonde hold a family reunion?

In the vegetable garden.

25 posted on 03/09/2005 12:35:46 AM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel
What does a blonde...


What do you call a blonde standing on her head?


A brunette with bad breath.


;^)

49 posted on 03/09/2005 5:29:10 AM PST by dagoofyfoot
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