[dagoofyfoot]

What does a blonde...


What do you call a blonde standing on her head?


A brunette with bad breath.


;^)

[Cincinatus]

A blonde walks in on her husband in bed with another woman.
She grabs the gun from the dresser and points it at her own head.
Her husband shouts, "Don't do it!"
The blonde says, "Shut up, you’re next!”

[WestVirginiaRebel]

What did the blonde say when she was asked if she was still a virgin?

"You don't see me eating a hamburger or a steak, do you?"