[WestVirginiaRebel]

What did the blonde say when she was asked if she was still a virgin?

"You don't see me eating a hamburger or a steak, do you?"

[Cincinatus]

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Chicago. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announces, "One of the engines has failed, but don't worry, we have three engines left. However, we will arrive about an hour later."

Thirty minutes later, the captain announces, "Another engine has failed, and now the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry, we still have two engines left."

An hour later the captain announces again, "One more engine has failed which will make the flight three hours longer. But don't worry we still have one engine left."

One blonde looks at the other and says, "If we lose any more engines, we'll be up here all day!"