[Cincinatus]

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Chicago. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announces, "One of the engines has failed, but don't worry, we have three engines left. However, we will arrive about an hour later."

Thirty minutes later, the captain announces, "Another engine has failed, and now the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry, we still have two engines left."

An hour later the captain announces again, "One more engine has failed which will make the flight three hours longer. But don't worry we still have one engine left."

One blonde looks at the other and says, "If we lose any more engines, we'll be up here all day!"

[WestVirginiaRebel]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something: Our bartender is blonde. I'm a 6'tall, 200lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Easch one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do ya still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."