[WestVirginiaRebel]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something: Our bartender is blonde. I'm a 6'tall, 200lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Easch one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do ya still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[Cincinatus]

A blonde is being interviewed for a job The interviewer asks, "If you could have lunch with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Um, the living one?"