To: WestVirginiaRebel
A blonde is being interviewed for a job The interviewer asks, "If you could have lunch with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"
"Um, the living one?"
54 posted on
03/09/2005 7:13:31 AM PST by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Republicam)
To: Cincinatus
How many blondes does it take to turn on a light bulb?
Two. One to turn it on, and the other one to give her instructions on how to flip a light switch.
56 posted on
03/09/2005 7:35:18 AM PST by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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