[WestVirginiaRebel]

How many blondes does it take to turn on a light bulb?

Two. One to turn it on, and the other one to give her instructions on how to flip a light switch.

[Cincinatus]

Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came accross some tracks.

"Oh," said the first. "Those look like deer tracks."

"No," said the other, "Those look like moose tracks."

They were still arguing when the train hit them.