[Cincinatus]

A blonde and a brunette are out walking in the woods. The brunette says, "Hey, look! There's a dead crow."

The blonde looks up and asks, "Where?"

[animoveritas]

Three female co-workers--two brunette and one blonde--notice that their female boss--a redhead--had a habit of leaving at lunch every Thursday, and not returning.

They decided to wait until she left the next Thursday, and then take the afternoon off themselves.

The first brunette went shopping. The second brunette went to a spa. The blonde went home, only to find her boss in bed with her husband. She quietly slipped out of the house and went back to work.

The next day each told of their afternoon. "It was wonderful," said the first brunette, "I can't wait until next Thursday." The second brunette agreed. The blonde said, "No way, I'm not doing it again. I almost got caught."