[BobS]

"...he cut women's hair and poured semen and urine into women's drinks when they were not looking."

Cut him loose! He could find gainful employment in some bars in L.A. or S.F. and teach at CSU as a visiting professor of this when feeling bored. During the summer, he could teach a seminar.

[LibertarianInExile]

Probably a seminal moment in his life when he was caught, too. This guy's facing hard times. I just hope, considering he was a mathematician, peeing and spanking the monkey, in women's drinks...

...that this wasn't an addiction.

(scoring the elusive DOUBLE pun on the same subject--the crowd GROANS!)