[LibertarianInExile]

Probably a seminal moment in his life when he was caught, too. This guy's facing hard times. I just hope, considering he was a mathematician, peeing and spanking the monkey, in women's drinks...

...that this wasn't an addiction.

(scoring the elusive DOUBLE pun on the same subject--the crowd GROANS!)

[JoeSixPack1]

Numerically speaking, this math whizzer will regret his fluidic responses and sement his existing orifices. He's now cosine-d to a rectagular existance, pending further ejaculatory emissions.

[Joe 6-pack]

I suppose his targeting Asian women is a matter of sexual orient-ation. When you think of this it all adds up, and the sum is greater than its parts. It's quite obvious he was playing a game of divide and conquer. Although his activities were somewhat a deviation from the norm, I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to be mean and had just always been treated like the Lohman on the totem pole. It looks like he was an above average student, and when he was accepted into his graduate program, his family all congratulated him, "Urine! Urine!" Now it looks like he's pissed it all away.

Once he got to school he probably started looking for a woman he could multiply with, and set about finding one in a calculating manner.

All things being equal, he can probably count on being able to work out a solution to his problems. For now, the campus remains divided, but no doubt they'll receive a sine that it's time to move on.

[Rennes Templar]

This is a hair-raising story that is a cut above most. This guy has a lock on being a patient at the state ward. But somehow the numbers just don't add up. Imagine going around trying to appeeal to women by spiking their drinks with something that is semenly benign. Give a whole new meaning to some co-ed enjoying a hi-ball. I just hope the guy comes clean.