[LadyX]

So you need representation other than Self, Tom?
Found a volunteer for ya to act as your attorney --

"You don't have to act with me, Steve Tom. You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve Tom? You just put your lips together and... blow."

I'll take pity on ya, Tom, and hand you this:

IPSO FACTO, Tom - IPSO FACTO!!

LOL

[Eaker]

I don't know what Ipso Facto means but it has gotten me off weapons charges in three countries and Louisiana.

Make that four countries. Texas doesn't recognize Louisiana as a state. Long story.




Ipso Facto


PS: Lauren Bacall is my CIA code-name so shhhhhhhh.