Are You a Liberal? - (Dennis Prager's questionnaire - funny!)

DENNIS PRAGER.COM ^ | APRIL 24, 2005 | DENNIS PRAGER

[BFM]

My sure-fire way to tell if someone is a liberal is to ask them:

"Do you believe that the US Constitution is a living, breathing document that should change with the times or do you believe it means just what it says?"

and

"Do you believe that the Constitution grants the government the power to take money and property from people who have it in order to give to those that don't?"

Those two questions will give you a liberal every single time.

[infidel29]

I got 2 as well....

[Libertarianize the GOP]

If your are a pharmacist you are societies servant and should be legally compelled to forgo any right to make your own moral decisions.

[bigLusr]

I got 2 as well....

Whew! Glad I'm not alone. ;)

[FreedomCalls]

I just took it and I'm 0 for 23. I guess I'm not a liberal, huh?

[FreedomCalls]

Which two do you agree with?

[MosesKnows]

You say you are a liberal

Thank you for this posting.

Your post, and many of the responses, supports my Liberal Theory. My theory is that liberals are persons who, perhaps through no direct fault of their own, unfortunately, lack the gene required to allow them to process reality. While my theory is so far unproved, your post adds considerable empirical evidence to support the notion.

[Ambrianna]

I am ambivalent about 4 of them, feeling neither completely comfortable with yes or no without caveats. Does that average out to a score of two?

[bigLusr]

Which two do you agree with?

2 & 20

I think bilingual education for children of (legal) immigrants is vital. If a kid gets behind in elementary school because s/he doesn't understand the language it sets the wrong stage.

And racial profiling isn't wrong in the sense that it's immoral. Just counter-productive/illogical. Google carnival booth algorithm.

[rodguy911]

I'm afraid I scored a 0 on the liberal agenda forum.

[No Longer Free State]

Uh-oh. I scored two. What should I do?

First off, don't panic. Go back and make sure you read them correctly. If you did, then you can panic.

[infidel29]

Which two do you agree with?

#7 vouchers, having 4 step daughters and getting $0 child support to help out, I'd love to send them to a better school, but lack of funds makes it impossible. The local public schools are okay, and I've got them thinking conservatively:)

#19 condoms, not providing them though, along with an education that stresses abstinance and responsibility. As I said above, I have 4 step daughters. I hate to use the "they're going to do it anyways" excuse, but any parent worries about it no matter how much we try to tell them what they should do.

[Killborn]

0

[Killborn]

Contact Karl Rove imediately and get your beeber stuned and Jesuss lever installed.

[whereasandsoforth]

The fact that liberals would answer yes to every question gives them too much credit. They don't have "positions" on things. To have "positions" require thinking which leads to conservatism. They just blow with the liberal wind. You do have to be quite unattached from the human condition to be liberal, you know. And stupid. and totally right-brained, oddly enough.

[Killborn]

See post 34.

[Right Angler]

Proud owner of a big, fat goose egg!

[Rca2000]

Well, I scored Zero also, and am proud to have done so.

There is an old saying;If you are under 30, and ate not a liberal, you don't have a heart, if you are over 30, and not a conservative, you don't have a brain."(I think that is how it goes). Oh well, I have never been a liberal, since 16, when I got interested in political things. now, going on 38, I am a proud conservative, ESPECIALLY on moral issues.

[Rca2000]

Should have been"undr 30 and ARE not a liberal".

[PISANO]

No. 9 should read....... any two or more people.