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To: speed_addiction

"Ever heard of morning wood? My ex-wife used to take great pleasure in waking me up in such a manner. She would be well into the act and my body would react to the stimulation long before I was awake"



And, Uh, why she is your ex-wife?


61 posted on 04/27/2005 12:14:46 PM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: marine86297

Morning Wood? Sounds like a subdivision.


63 posted on 04/27/2005 12:26:00 PM PDT by BurbankKarl
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To: marine86297
And, Uh, why she is your ex-wife?

Morning wood is wood for a reason. If the morning wood expressed why it was morning wood, that could be the reason for the split.

66 posted on 04/27/2005 12:28:24 PM PDT by sparkomatic (This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags!)
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