Michelle Malkin: The Wonkette-ization of Laura Bush

Michelle Malkin ^ | May 3, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

[EveningStar]

Most of Mrs. Bush's humor at the correspondents' dinner was just right: Edgy but not over the edge. But I think the stripper and horse jokes were totally beneath her.

Just put it to the other-shoe test: If it were Teresa Heinz Kerry standing up on the dais telling the same jokes, the conservative commentariat would be buzzing for the rest of the year about what a tasteless skank she is.

[cyncooper]

I have received similar freepmails and I note more posters making their observations publicly.

[Howlin]

Take a look at the keywords on this thread.

[cyncooper]

Gosh, I never notice keywords until someone points them out...off I go to check!

LOL

[cyncooper]

!

[.38sw]

I hadn't noticed the keywords - thanks for mentioning them.

TAKETHESTICKOUT!!

[Peach]

These are the keywords used to start this thread as composed by the Perpetually Disturbed:

KEYWORDS: 1FOULMOUTHEDLAURA; 1HOTFIRSTLADY; 1LAURANEEDSALITTLE; 1PICKALITTLE; 1POTTYMOUTHLAURA; 2TALKALITTLE; 3CHEEPCHEEPCHEEP; 4TALKALOT; 5PICKALITTLEMORE; ANAUGHTYFIRSTLADY; BARKINGMOONBATS; BATTLEAXES; BEARINGFALSEWITNESS; BLOG; BLOGGER; BORNSILVERFOOTMOUTH; COMEDOWNTOTHEIRLEVEL; DESPERATEHOUSEWIVES; DESPERATENAGS; FAUXOUTAGE; FEMINAZIS; GETOVERYOURSELVES; HAGS; HELP4DROOLERS; HORSEMASTURBATOR; HUMORLESSPINHEADS; IDIOTS; LAURABUSH; LAURADIGSMENINTHONGS; LAURAGOLDBERG; LAURAPUTSONKNEEPADS; LETSBEPRUDES; LIGHTENUPFRANCIS; MALKIN; MANHATERS; MICHELLEMALKIN; NAG; NAGGING; NAGGINGHOUSEWIVES; NAGGITYNAG; NAGNAG; NAGNAGNAG; NASTYMINDEDMICHELLE; PINCHEDPRUDES; POTTYMOUTHLAURA; STICKWITHIMMIGRATION; TAKETHESTICKOUT; WAHHWAHHWAHH; WAKEUPCALL; WEHATESESJOKESES; WHCADINNER; WHOOPIBUSH; WITCHHUNTERS;

[Howlin]

It's good to see you, .38.

[.38sw]

I've been layin' low. Much easier on the blood pressure.

[Howlin]

Do tell; not to worry though; more and more people are speaking out.

[najida]

THEY'VE HAD SEX!

NO WAY!

Next yer gonna say they even got nekkid to do it!

[najida]

I thought that was just for Mary & Joseph ;)

[onyx]

I have received similar freepmails and I note more posters making their observations publicly.






Ditto.

[LYSandra]

I loved it! Showed librarians are not just little prim and proper ladies all the time just shushing people. Wouldn't have mattered what she & Pres do-they are damned if they and damned if they don't!

[.38sw]

I sincerely hope they didn't enjoy themselves while "doing it"! That would be simply too shocking.

[najida]

But that means everyone would just have had one kid...and the human race would've dwindled away.

Good thing most folks like it ;)

[najida]

Don't look now, but
I bet they even make NOISE!

GATHSP!

[new cruelty]

Oh no.. not on the presidential plane. Say it isn't so.