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Michelle Malkin: The Wonkette-ization of Laura Bush
Michelle Malkin ^ | May 3, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/03/2005 2:10:11 PM PDT by EveningStar

Most of Mrs. Bush's humor at the correspondents' dinner was just right: Edgy but not over the edge. But I think the stripper and horse jokes were totally beneath her.

Just put it to the other-shoe test: If it were Teresa Heinz Kerry standing up on the dais telling the same jokes, the conservative commentariat would be buzzing for the rest of the year about what a tasteless skank she is.

(Excerpt) Read more at michellemalkin.com ...


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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

ROFLMAO.


281 posted on 05/03/2005 4:16:23 PM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: AZ_Cowboy
Why are some of you so pissed off that a few folks didn't like the tone of a freaking speech?

I'm not pissed. I think you guys are funny, in a confirm-every-uptight-stereotype-of-the-religious right kind of way.

282 posted on 05/03/2005 4:17:15 PM PDT by sinkspur (If you want unconditional love with skin, and hair and a warm nose, get a shelter dog.)
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To: piceapungens

I'm simply floored of the number of people who have never heard the expression "He's so dumb he'd try to milk a bull".

You guys are blowing this out of proportion and giving it a Frankenstien life of its own.


283 posted on 05/03/2005 4:17:49 PM PDT by Rebelbase (The Republican Party is the France of politics--Lazamataz)
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To: Tom602; All
If you want to be insulted, you've found your man.

We're just not dressed sharply enough to make it onto the Country Club, you know. Oh, sure, we can vote with them on that fine November day, but the rest of the time we're supposed to be out sweeping the floor or knocking the dew off the grass.


Look, I'm not attacking the First Lady for anything. I'm just not going to sit here and let folks get beat up for differing on how appropriate a joke was. I am crtainly not going to hold my tongue when we have folks being called "Taliban" on here and gutter-ball stuff like that. More than anything else I'm bothered by the fact that some of you can't just let those folks have their say. It takes a lot of hits to sink the ship.

284 posted on 05/03/2005 4:19:32 PM PDT by AZ_Cowboy ("Be ever vigilant, for you know not when the master is coming")
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To: what's up
The Holier than Thou group will feel so vindicated and the hijacking of FR by the Taliban right will be complete.

What a ridiculous statement.

I disagree totally.
Count me among those who agree that it is spot "on".
The local Taliban is not too far off the "...prevention of vice and promotion of virtue" posturing of the bible-quoters.

285 posted on 05/03/2005 4:19:49 PM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
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To: pollyannaish

Another excellent post, polly. I'm so glad you're here!


286 posted on 05/03/2005 4:21:11 PM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: Peach

I've read every single post, including your Taliban comments. Nice try at covering your tracks though. I should have said you don't like Christians who have different opinions than you. You're the asshat who said FR has been invaded by the Taliban. Don't say things like that if you feel the need to excuse them later.


287 posted on 05/03/2005 4:22:21 PM PDT by Cherokee Conservative (The Constitution is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary - Jefferson)
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To: sinkspur
I think you guys are funny, in a confirm-every-uptight-stereotype-of-the-religious right kind of way.

LOL. You have a way with words.

288 posted on 05/03/2005 4:22:35 PM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: AZ_Cowboy
Glad to see I'm not the only one who doesn't think the sky is falling.

You're right. It's the Laura-worshippers who've gone hysterical, not the posters who think she showed poor judgment.

The way some are screeching, you'd think that we'd pointed out their idol had feet of clay. (Oops, I guess that's what we've gone and done. Horrors.)

Look y'all, I'm going to say it again: Laura Bush is lovely to look at, and a vast improvement over her predecessor.

But she's not "perfection," as I've seen some of her idolizers ludicrously claim! (Nobody is, and I certainly don't claim to be, so spare the 'holier-than-thou' epithets.) She made a bad mistake in judgment and discretion. And yes, we all do that from time to time -- but then, we all aren't First Lady of the United States. And no, it's not the end of the world.

289 posted on 05/03/2005 4:22:53 PM PDT by shhrubbery! (The 'right to choose' = The right to choose death --for somebody else.)
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To: Peach

I don't think that will happen. I joined the party during the Clinton admin. I consider myself pretty middle of the road republican...I disagreed with you about Terri Schiavo (my reasons weren't religious), but agree with you on this one. It's common knowledge that there's a conservative Christian arm of the republican party...democrats often try to exploit it (when they're not trying to pander to it). That didn't stop me, or many other people I know from joining because the dems have their extremists, too. Frankly, being a part of a political party where a small percentage of the members are very conservative moral authority types is far better than being associated with a party whose radical wing is made up of moonbat, paranoid, conspiracy theorist socialists.

Cindie


290 posted on 05/03/2005 4:22:57 PM PDT by gardencatz (I'll stay it again. War stories and monster movies are educational, they're survival oriented.)
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To: FrdmLvr

The whole speech can be seen in post #46.


291 posted on 05/03/2005 4:23:17 PM PDT by what's up
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To: AZ_Cowboy
More than anything else I'm bothered by the fact that some of you can't just let those folks have their say.

EVERYBODY here is having their say.
and having it.
and having it.
and having it.
and so on.

The lefties are sort of quiet now, so we're just scrimmaging.
292 posted on 05/03/2005 4:23:31 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: EveningStar
What made it funny was that she was a librarian who would never go or do those things. The milking the horse joke was as old as the hills. Otherwise Malkin Rox!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

293 posted on 05/03/2005 4:24:28 PM PDT by bray (Pray for Freedom from Mohammad)
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To: Cherokee Conservative
You know when someone feels like a horses ass for their ignorant comments when they whip out the "you haven't been here as long as me" idiocy. Are you gonna take your toys and go home?

Well... I do know a horse's ass when I see one.

They usually barge in on the party as a new guest, speaking too loudly, and being full of himself.

294 posted on 05/03/2005 4:24:30 PM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
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To: exnavychick; EveningStar; onyx; Peach
At first, I laughed it off, but as time rolls by and we see more and more of this, I am beginning to think that there really ARE folks trolling here just to try to make conservative Christians look bad, and others are just going along for the ride, for whatever reasons they may have. (I honestly don't care to reflect too much on THEIR motives)

Or my personal theory. For one reason or another, I think FR has become a beacon to the truly angry. Look at the marriage threads populated with men from their early 20's to their mid 50's sharing a common bond: Absolute hatred of women. These folks are more angry than they are conservative.

Check out the comments on any Schiavo thread. You'll see some spirited debate on whether Greer should be shot or hung, with a few lunatics chiming in that they're praying to God Almighty for a 10 generation family curse that will be ------ up his descendents 200 years from now. These folks are more angry than they are conservative.

Next, hop on over to any thread that touches upon evolution or intelligent design. By post 50, it devolves in mindless attacks on anyone with any doubts or skepticism what-so-ever. These folks are more angry than they are conservative.

Your next destination should be the threads that mention anything remotely dealing with immigration. Now don't get me wrong, like any of the subjects I've listed above, there is a legitimate debate, and that's not going on here. Instead, you can often be treated to angry comments about how this illegal, or that illegal, or whole bunches of them should be killed. I don't envy the mods their job deleting these posts as quickly as they pop up. Again, these folks are more angry than conservative.

Last but not least, you have the nanny threads like this one. You'd swear some of these posters were Mary Poppins with PMS and jock itch. Still prudish as can be but pissed off at the whole damned world. Nothing can please these dour humorless types. Why? Because these people are more angry than conservative.

295 posted on 05/03/2005 4:24:36 PM PDT by Melas
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To: mystery-ak

Verizon is rolling out FiOS in certain communities across the U.S.

It's fiber optics, 30mbps high-speed internet. It's unreal.


296 posted on 05/03/2005 4:24:56 PM PDT by SerpentDove (Let's not go casting asparagus...)
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To: mystery-ak

Verizon is rolling out FiOS in certain communities across the U.S.

It's fiber optics, 30mbps high-speed internet. It's unreal.


297 posted on 05/03/2005 4:24:56 PM PDT by SerpentDove (Let's not go casting asparagus...)
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To: Rebelbase

Hey, "it" has to be fed, you know?


298 posted on 05/03/2005 4:25:19 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Cherokee Conservative
Don't say things like that if you feel the need to excuse them later.

I haven't felt the need to excuse the remarks and stand by them. 100%.

The radical 1-2% of the base is trying for classic over-reaching and it's not a pretty sight. It's humorless and petty and at times, what with the name calling of the First Lady a whore and worse, it's ugly.

299 posted on 05/03/2005 4:25:23 PM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: EdJay
Wasn't anybody bothered by the Desperate Housewives joke. It reminded me of the Sex and the City references in the twins' skit at the RNC, which was also objectionable. """

I wasn't offended morally, I was offended politically. It was such a transparent attempt to suck up to the leftie Hollywood crowd, to show them "I'm hip, not like those bumpkins who voted us into office." Trouble is, the liberals will still hate the Bushes, no matter how hard the Bushes might try to make the liberals love them.

300 posted on 05/03/2005 4:26:54 PM PDT by churchillbuff
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