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Michelle Malkin: The Wonkette-ization of Laura Bush
Michelle Malkin ^ | May 3, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/03/2005 2:10:11 PM PDT by EveningStar

Most of Mrs. Bush's humor at the correspondents' dinner was just right: Edgy but not over the edge. But I think the stripper and horse jokes were totally beneath her.

Just put it to the other-shoe test: If it were Teresa Heinz Kerry standing up on the dais telling the same jokes, the conservative commentariat would be buzzing for the rest of the year about what a tasteless skank she is.

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To: what's up
and the Taliban who advocate bombing and executions for dissent ...

Those are your words, not mine.

Up your medication. I was more thinking of the big bruisers with sticks beating on women showing ankle;
But, obviously, we have different perspectives on the world.
Good luck to you.

361 posted on 05/03/2005 4:46:01 PM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
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To: OldFriend

Some former broken glass Republicans in my neighborhood, people who volunteered with me last September and October and I know got hand written letters from the president like I did, because of all the work we did, aren't going to be so broken glass anymore, if you know what I mean.

Boy, that was a run on sentence :-)


362 posted on 05/03/2005 4:46:27 PM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: Peach
If the stakes weren't so high, I'd just love to see how many elections those 1-2% 'ers think they can win without the more moderate among us.

Well, you know that's why their so mad: they cannot win without US, despite what they've been saying for years and years and years.

363 posted on 05/03/2005 4:46:33 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Are you really a Lincoln Chafee fan? Now there's a moderate for you. Michael Savage calls them "check pants Republicans" --- but I think he means "plaid pants" Republicans: the kind of pants you see on old geezers at the country club golf course.


364 posted on 05/03/2005 4:46:49 PM PDT by churchillbuff
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To: churchillbuff
hmmm...have you scanned through all these Laura threads yet? Let's put it this way...I think it was along the lines of "using the words of a common whore" type deal. If you are really interested...go look for them. If it was simply a way to bait me into being defensive, never mind. Its not that important to me.

Look, I have lurked long enough to know that you are not a supporter of many of the president's policies. Ok, most of them. I wholeheartedly support your right to voice opposition. Generally speaking, I disagree with much of what you post. But this one thing is true: the President does not walk on water. On that we can agree.

The thing that got my knickers in a wad about this episode (and got me to delurk) is that those who are upset play so incredibly smoothly into the hands of those who will use it against me and my beliefs. It becomes an excuse not to listen to our ideas. I think many of us feel an obligation to point out that most of us are not irrational, judgmental, dour, excitable prudes.

People who disagreed with the comments probably aren't either...but they sure are starting to sound that way. I want liberals to understand that we know what is going on in the world, but choose differently for ourselves.

There are principles and there is politics. One is a goal, the other is a game. Play the game well...and you will reach the goal. This, in my opinion is about the politics part.

On a personal note, it's nice to talk to you. Like I said, I have read your posts for a long time. Perhaps someday we will get to debate a principle, instead of the politics.

365 posted on 05/03/2005 4:47:44 PM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: Cherokee Conservative
Do your really think the majority think Christians are the Taliban?

It's not Christians; it's the few who believe that they and only they are the "real, true" Christians.

And I do think a majority of the people at this web site are uncomfortable with the most strident of the lot.

YOU are the extremist fringe.

Sure. Right.

366 posted on 05/03/2005 4:48:24 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Howlin

They want to take over the party and continue with their little coup on FR. They're mostly male and have major issues with women.


367 posted on 05/03/2005 4:48:41 PM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

What is the word for people who get involved in these mass debates?

Lynch Mob?

368 posted on 05/03/2005 4:49:03 PM PDT by ancient_geezer (Don't reform it, Replace it!!)
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To: Peach

Okay, so if someone disagrees with you on something as stupid as whether Laura's joke was in poor taste or not, they must automatically be a phony Christian, a liberal in disguise, and a member of the Taliban. Makes no sense Peach. Your outrage was stupid. You keep bringing up issues that haven nothing to do with this thread, so I'm thinking you realize your attack on Christians and name calling rants were silly. I wasn't bothered by the jokes, but it didn't send me into a name calling tirade to hear that others were. You obviously have many other issues with religious people that cloud your ability to remain sane in some threads.


369 posted on 05/03/2005 4:49:18 PM PDT by Cherokee Conservative (The Constitution is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary - Jefferson)
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To: AZ_Cowboy
Thanks for the welcome-back, AZ -- good to see you too...

"I'll ask you, too, then: Do you think I can corner the market on buquas when the impending Taliban takeover of FR comes to pass?"

Lol, apparently to some here, the Taliban have already taken over.

You corner the market on burquas; I'll jump on the soon-to-be thriving Koran market...ooops, er...I mean Bible market.

370 posted on 05/03/2005 4:49:47 PM PDT by F16Fighter
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To: Cherokee Conservative
No one in this thread was upset that Laura even got up to talk.

True. The poster...Peach is it? That poster have read one or two extreme comments like that on other threads and now is pretending that all the posters who took exception to some of Laura's comments believe she shouldn't even have spoken.

This is the same poster who will compare anyone who disagrees with a couple of comments in Laura's speech to being like a member of the Taliban.

The poster (Peach) is a bit disturbed and is not able to reason effectively.

371 posted on 05/03/2005 4:49:54 PM PDT by what's up
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To: OldFriend

Most of us have. And it's not really "moving." It's REPELLING to the middle.


372 posted on 05/03/2005 4:50:02 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: churchillbuff
Are you really a Lincoln Chafee fan? Now there's a moderate for you. Michael Savage calls them "check pants Republicans" --- but I think he means "plaid pants" Republicans: the kind of pants you see on old geezers at the country club golf course.

Are you really daft enough to ask a question like that?

Wait, I forgot who I was addressing.

Of course you are.
373 posted on 05/03/2005 4:50:03 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: Cherokee Conservative

Maybe if you'd been around here longer than 30 odd days you'd know what you were talking about.


374 posted on 05/03/2005 4:50:26 PM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: Cherokee Conservative
So a few people act like the rest of the rabid people in this thread and you all go on an anti-Christian, anti-Bible Thumper rant and label all Christians on this board?

That's what you'd LIKE her to do, but that's not what she did.

The vast majority of people on this forum are Christian; the vast majority of us are NOT pinheaded myopic fundamentalists.

375 posted on 05/03/2005 4:51:36 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: what's up

You've been around long enough to know that when you mention someone in a post, you should ping them.

And if you can't keep up with the threads and understand that it was more than a few posters and it's been more than this issue, then you really should try to educate yourself a little before you make foolish statements like that.


376 posted on 05/03/2005 4:51:42 PM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: churchillbuff
Michael Savage calls them "check pants Republicans"

You didn't just toss Michael Savage into this. He's a funny, intelligent guy.....on even days.
377 posted on 05/03/2005 4:51:58 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: NonValueAdded
The difference is that THK is a tasteless skank and Laura is not.

The thing that made Laura Bush's jokes so uniquely funny was precisely the fact that she is known to be a wholesome, somewhat prudish woman of great moral character.

That said, I just cant believe people are so upset.

Sometimes I wonder if there isn't some truth to constant claims from liberal's that conservatives are uptight prudes.

378 posted on 05/03/2005 4:52:18 PM PDT by Edit35
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To: Peach

It's not going to happen, no matter what they say.


379 posted on 05/03/2005 4:52:27 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: JLAGRAYFOX
My point is that I'd rather be partying with GW Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Laura Bush, Sean Hannity, etc. than Democrat bores like Al Gore, Al Franken, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, George Soros, Michael Kinsley, Maureen Dowd, etc. It is high time the American people tell and truly see things the way they really are. Republicans are cool!!! It's the Democrat party that has lost it's way, and it's sense of humor.

Laura, you did real good, and screw these narrow minded Freepers on this site that can't see or think beyond their noses!! Bravo!

Some Republicans ARE a lot of fun at a party, and actually have a sense of humor, as opposed to quite a few pinched Democrats. Unfortunately, there are a boatload of pinched Repubs around.

380 posted on 05/03/2005 4:52:42 PM PDT by .38sw
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