You, Sir ought to reread Lady Bush's joke telling (BTW this joke is older than dirt).
Laura Bush said Ol'George W. did not recognized the animal on the first try, nowhere is a resemblance of what you're talking about.
I do believe that your vivid imagination, is taking over the reasoning and common sense;
I do believe that "YOU are the one who needs to "Lighten Up"
For the hundredth time on this thread...those are Michelle Malkin's words, not mine. A direct quote from her website.
Send the nasty emails to Michelle...my box is full.