To: Spiff
Great, but that's not the most important thing. In that three seconds PLEASE say that Jar-Jar dies an agonizing and gruesome death. Oh, please let it be true.I'd pay to see Jar-Jar and Wesley Crusher have a duel to the death.
Mark
43 posted on
05/05/2005 9:33:29 PM PDT by
MarkL
(I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!!!)
To: MarkL
Yo, Mark, when Jar Jar and Wesley fight that duel, can we hold it on board the Titanic?
48 posted on
05/05/2005 9:35:25 PM PDT by
ArcLight
To: MarkL
I'd pay to see Jar-Jar and Wesley Crusher have a duel to the death. Pay-Per-View Bonanza!
If they could make it a double bill with Paris Hilton vs. Linda Rondstat on the undercard, they could charge whatever price they liked.
54 posted on
05/05/2005 9:40:43 PM PDT by
gridlock
(ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
To: MarkL
[I'd pay to see Jar-Jar and Wesley Crusher have a duel to the death.]
They'd both die.
Jar Jar would annoy Wesley to death but not before Wesley spills his science project on Jar Jar, which kills him (and destroys the rest of the universe at the same time).
To: MarkL
I'd pay to see Jar-Jar and Wesley Crusher have a duel to the death.Jar Jar was stuck on the prison moon of Despayre when the first Death Star (built there) blew it up while Wesly Crusher was strapped on a Sun Crusher quantum resonance torpedo during a comparitive test with the competing Tri-lithium torpedo...
85 posted on
05/05/2005 10:09:31 PM PDT by
Paul_Denton
(Get the UN out of the US and US out of the UN!)
To: MarkL
I'd pay to see Jar-Jar and Wesley Crusher have a duel to the death. And the winner is... the viewing public!
107 posted on
05/05/2005 11:31:59 PM PDT by
Triggerhippie
(Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.)
To: MarkL; Spiff
Great, but that's not the most important thing. In that three seconds PLEASE say that Jar-Jar dies an agonizing and gruesome death. Oh, please let it be true.I'd pay to see Jar-Jar and Wesley Crusher have a duel to the death.
My dream movie: "Alien & Predator Versus Wesley Crusher & Jar-Jar Binks"
166 posted on
05/08/2005 1:13:40 PM PDT by
tarheelswamprat
(This tagline space for rent - cheap!)
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