[Skooz]

Let me guess how the race went.

A bunch of cars went around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around a big oval track, and one of them finished first and was declared the winner.

wow.

[mirkwood]

Exactly! My brother used to race. I would watch 2 laps and then go do something. Mindless.

[SamAdams76]

A bunch of cars went around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around a big oval track, and one of them finished first and was declared the winner.

Actually it went more like this...

A bunch of cars went around and around and around and around and crashed and then went around and around and pitted and then went around and around and around and around and crashed and then went around and around and around and around and around and around and pitted and then went back around and around and around and around and crashed a little more. Eventually, one of them finished first and was declared the winner.

And this is how my wife sees football...

A bunch of guys line up on a field and smash into each other and then they get back up and smash into each other again. Then they get back up and line up to smash into each other again only this time, one of the guys runs backwards and throws the ball just before getting smashed into the ground to another guy who gets smashed into the ground as soon as he catches it. Then everybody gets back up so they can line up and smash into each other again.