Posted on 06/15/2005 1:15:48 AM PDT by JohnHuang2
June 15, 2005
For those with a gloomy view of our civilization's future, a small beam of light has broken through the clouds. Paris Hilton has announced she plans to retire from public life and raise a family. According to the Associated Press, the Zsa Zsa Gabor of our times has observed that "I don't enjoy going out anymore. It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, "Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?" I'm just, like, "These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this." Out of the mouths of babes. Translated into non-Valley-talk English, Miss Hilton, suddenly wise beyond her years, has rejected materialism, the culture of celebrity and the moral shortcomings of the demimonde found in chic urban clubs. Delving further into her study of proper behavior, she firmly endorsed the age-old advice of experienced parents that it is unwise to associate with people who frequent sordid places or indulge in hedonistic practices. Gertrude Himmelfarb, the Rev. Jerry Falwell and The Heritage Foundation could give no firmer moral guidance. And to think that only recently Miss Hilton could be seen in cyberspace (so I am told) copulating joyously with a man not her husband. Before getting too ecstatic at her full conservative moral redemption, it must be pointed out, according to Newsweek, that shortly after announcing her intention to retire from public life, she wore a tiara as grand marshal in The Los Angeles Gay, Lesbian, Bi-Sexual & Transgender Pride Parade
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A friend whose husband is a minister told me he won't allow her to eat the big Hardee's hamburger because of Paris Hilton's Carls Jr. commercial.
LOL! so very, very true.
Good for them! The way we "speak out" is with our pocketbooks!
Who the hell cares about Paris Hilton?
...and I'll never visit Hilton Head!
Paris Hilton and drooling, pubescent boys.
HAHA!! ESPECIALLY not that!!!!
The place sound immoral to me.
They`re no more losers than someone who gets their azzes kissed on a silver platter because of their parents and whose claim to fame is getting nailed in a porn flick.
Does anyone wonder what the next generation will be like.
They don't care either. Paris is a dog. Woof Woof! Only the mainstream media cares about Paris.
It'll all depend on what kind of nanny she hires.
:-(
The bright light: Anorexia interferes with procreation.
No, no! Visit Hilton Head, Myrtle Beach, and anywhere else in South Carolina - it p*sses off the NAACP!
Sure- and Madonna is a GREAT mother, I hear!
I don't golf.
Why would someone not eat Hardee's product because of a Carl's Jr commercial? Are they owned by the same company?
Both owned by CKE
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