I can't believe that "Durka durka mohammed jihad, durka durka" isn't on this list!
"WHY IS THE RUM GONE?"
From the movie Curse of the Black Pearl - - - After Elizabeth blew up the rum stash…………
"Why is the rum gone?" (Jack Sparrow)
"One: It is a despicable drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. And two: I've created a column of smoke that rises a thousand feet in the air. My father's ships will be combing the area. Do you think there is even a chance they won't see it?" (Elizabeth)
".... but why is the rum gone?" (Jack Sparrow)
Not sure if I have not seen it or not. I have tried a couple of times but it is so boring I can't get through it.
At least the usual suspects made it. After #80 they include some quotes I would never put in such a list! There are so many lines from Blazing Saddles that I would include - but they would probably offend many of the AFI tv special viewers!
Decent list
Some that I would have put on there instead:
"Funny how? How am I funny? What do you mean, like a clown? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you?" Goodfellas
"Wax on, wax off" The Karate Kid
"The new phonebook is here! The new phonebook is here" The Jerk
"You're my brother and I love you, but never take sides against the Family again" The Godfather II
"They can take our lives, but they can never take our FREEDOM!" Braveheart
KITTY: I was reading a book the other day.
CARLOTTA: Reading a book?
KITTY: Yes. It's all about civilization or something, a nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy said that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?
CARLOTTA: Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.
Rooster: I mean to kill you Ned or see you hanged at Judge Parker's convenience; which will it be?
Ned: Them's bold words for a one eyed fat man!
Rooster: Fill your hands you sons-of-bitches!
I didn't see anything from "The Outlaw Josey Wales," either.
Josey Wales: Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
Senator: Fletcher, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.
Fletcher: There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
Bounty hunter #1: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Laura Lee: Kansas was all golden and smelled like sunshine.
Josey Wales: Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.
Carpetbagger: Your young friend could use some help.
[holds up a bottle of patent medicine]
Carpetbagger: This is it... one dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds.
Josey Wales: Works wonders on just about everything, eh?
Carpetbagger: It can do most anything.
Josey Wales: [spits tobacco juice on the carpetbagger's coat] How is it with stains?
OR from one of my all-time Top-Ten favorite movies, The Quiet Man:
Father Peter Lonergan, Narrator: Ah, yes... I knew your people, Sean. Your grandfather; he died in Australia, in a penal colony. And your father, he was a good man too.
Fishwoman with basket at station: Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady.
Michaleen Flynn: [on seeing the broken bed] Impetuous! Homeric!
OR from a classic that ought to be on Spike in regular rotation with the Fletch films, Police Squad, the Naked Gun films, and the Airplane films--Johnny Dangerously:
Roman Moronie:
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like yourselves.
OR from Real Genius, which I remember watching for the first time and thinking, "I would give a small fortune to come up with lines like that off the cuff,":
Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.
Chris Knight: Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.
Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it anyplace else, it chafes.
Chris Knight: Kent put his name on his license plate.
Mitch: My mother does that to my underwear.
Chris Knight: Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
Chris Knight: This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
Mitch: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?
Chris Knight: If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want...well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Hathaway: I'm not kidding, Chris.
Chris Knight: Neither am I, Jerry, neither am I.
Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
Mitch: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
Chris Knight: You've seen him too?
Mitch: Who is he?
Chris Knight: Hollyfeld.
Mitch: Why does he keep going into our closet?
Chris Knight: Why do you keep going into our closet?
Mitch: To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there.
Chris Knight: Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him.
Mitch: Uh...
Chris Knight: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch.
Twenty [IQ] points higher than me and he thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?
Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"
Chris Knight: [to future employers] I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain no penis.
Darlington Recruiter: You're Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
One of my favorites from the movie Ensign Pulver.....
"Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard! Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?"
"We don't need no stinking badges" was on the list somewhere in the top 50 I believe. From the original Sierre Madre.
"I'm not sure. Are we....black?"
"Yeeeessss we are."
"Then we are very confused."
"Leave the gun.....take the cannoli's"....how could they forget that?????
What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!
We’re in the pipe, five by five…
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
That's it man, game over man, game over!
Aliens - 1986
“One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!” “Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!” “Caffeine will KILL YA!” “Has anyone ever told you have a SERIOUS impulse control problem?” “You know, I simply love what you've done with this place. Heavy Metal with just a touch of House and Garden.” “You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!” “You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights!” “Your entrance was good... his was better. The difference: showmanship.” |
"I don't want my brother coming out of there with just his dick in his hands" The Godfather
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" Caddyshack
"I'll make you famous" Young Guns
Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together
Mary: Not good
Lloyd: Not good like one out of a hundred
Mary: More like one out of a million
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance. YEAH!!
Dumb and Dumber
"The first rule of fight club is - you do not talk about fight club" Fight Club (duh)
"Everybody freeze or the nigger gets it"
"Stay back everyone, I think he's serious" Blazing Saddles
"It's good to be the king" History of the World Part I
I watched it last night as I was working on a work PC. The "badges" quote was about #40 on the list.
Clint Walker (Marine Captain) to Tommy Samds (Marine 2nd Lieutenant) about Frank Sinatra (Navy Chief Corpsman), "Never pull rank on a Navy Chief."
"We've gotta protect our phoney-baloney jobs"--Blazing Saddles
Nothing from "Raising Arizona'?!?!
"I'll be taking these here Huggies, and whatever cash ya have." Classic. Holly Hunter's son of a $itch lines were hysterical.