"In the world."
My favorotie quote is typically when the words saying "The End" scroll across the screen.
Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Carl Spackler: This place gotta pool?
Ty Webb: Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you.
Minister: Leslie escaped with a small friar.
Prof. Fate: He escaped with a chicken?!
Princess Bride: "Inconcievable" "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means"
"My name is Inigo Montoya, You killed my father, prepare to die"
"No more rhymes I mean it! Anybody got a peanut?"
"Vacation" "Real tomato ketchup Eddy?" "Eddy says I can quit one of my jobs when the baby comes" and "The government says the plate in my head isn't big enough"
Pretty much anything from The Spinal Tap "What's wrong with being sexy?"..
OK, this one gets a lot of use in my family (I don't know why) "What better way to say 'I Love you' than with a spatula?" (UHF)
But...where's Monty Python? "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" "I seek the Grail"
"That's not a knife...... Now that's a knife." - Crocodile Dundee
"In the world."
"I'm a sinful man, and I'm going to Pittsburgh to be sinful again."
~ Jimmy Stewart, "How the West was Won"
Whatever they may be in public life, whatever their relations with men, in their relations with women, all men are rapists, and that's all they are. They rape us with their eyes, their laws, and their codes.
The Women's Room
Where's "Abby someone... Abby Normal"? Or "Excuse me while I whip this out"? Or "Whey all de white wimmins at?"? Or "What knockers!"? Or "Ooohhh Ooohhh Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you..."? Or "May the Schwartz be with you"?
Mel Brooks was robbed!
"There may come a day when the courage of men fails, and we abandon all bonds of fellowship, but it will not be this day, this day we fight !"
--Aragorn
"The Return of the King"
"Now go get your f-ckin shine box"-Goodfellas(My mama says) "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
(My mama says) "Stupid is as stupid does."
(the Jaguar team after spending half the movie trying to get the car started)
It's an intelligent design.
I wish it ran.
(the Cobra team at 100+mph)
Can you imagine making this trip at 55mph?
55 is unsafe!
It's boring!
That's why it's unsafe; you are going fast enough to kill ya but slow enough to make you think you're safe.
Bogart says simply: "The stuff that dreams are made of..."
Curly: I resemble that remark.
We're gonna need a bigger boat!
Ghostbusters-Dr. Raymond Stantz: "Personally, I liked the University; they gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector--they expect results. "