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He told me he was going to get 80 virgins'
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| 7/27/05
| Terry Kirby
Posted on 07/27/2005 12:52:07 PM PDT by Lori675
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To: RexBeach
To: Lori675
Guess Ted Kennedy forced Mohammed to raise the minimum virgin amount....
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:04:46 PM PDT
by
NRA1995
(West Virginia needs neurosurgeons like San Francisco needs gynecologists)
To: A Ruckus of Dogs
So why don't we see polygamy in Islam if the ultimate completion of the faith is all these virgins in paradise?
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:04:48 PM PDT
by
dartuser
(It is unbelievable what an unbeliever will believe to remain an unbeliever.)
To: Lori675
80 virgins...
The rates have gone up...
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:05:18 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: F15Eagle
lol.
If these animals were not so deadly, they would be right up there with Monthy Python.
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:05:18 PM PDT
by
Eurotwit
(WI)
To: Lori675
Looks like more than 80. I dunno....I got bored and lost count.
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:05:24 PM PDT
by
edpc
To: Lori675
The unions forced them to up the going wage.
To: Lori675
Gee... what a "reward"... 80 women, none of whom know what they're doing in bed. Call me spoiled, I guess.
To: exile
You guys crack me up here... :-)
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:06:57 PM PDT
by
Eurotwit
(WI)
To: Lori675
You sure it wasn't 80 vegans? What with the accent and all, perhaps it sounded as if he said 80 virgins. His chance of getting either is about the same.
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:07:27 PM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(...forgiving (terrorists) is God's function. Our job is to arrange the mtg.-N. Schwartzkopf)
To: Lori675
80? Why settle for only 72? Hold out for 10% more...
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:07:55 PM PDT
by
weegee
(If HATE is not a family value, then CHILD ABUSE (i.e. abortion) is not a choice.)
To: Celtjew Libertarian
80 virgins? Are they getting so desperate for suicide bombers that they had to up the number of virgins in the afterlife?Virgin inflation?
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:08:13 PM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Federalist Society?)
To: RexBeach
Virgin inflation! Perhaps Greenspan could elaborate...
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:08:43 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.)
To: RexBeach
Sounds like a "virgin bubble" is developing.
Waaaa-hA-HA-hah-ha-ha-HAAA-ha-ha-ha-hah....
Man-o-Man-o-Man-o-MAN, do You ever have a Wicked sense of humour Hombre!
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:09:07 PM PDT
by
ExcursionGuy84
("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
To: Lori675
Do you get the impression that Islamic men don't get enough sex? Why are they obsessed with this virgin stuff?
It just proves that if you deny sex to men, they go crazy.
To: Lori675
They claim to hold their woman in high regard yet fanticize about passing time in Paradise deflowering 80 virgins.
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:10:01 PM PDT
by
IamConservative
(The true character of a man is revealed in what he does when no one is looking.)
To: Brilliant
Do you get the impression that Islamic men don't get enough sex? Why are they obsessed with this virgin stuff? Well, the goat thing gets boring eventually...
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:10:15 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.)
To: A Ruckus of Dogs
"Why mass fornication is permitted in paradise and not alcohol, I have no idea."
I think it's actually some sort of purgatory. Imagine having all of those chicks around blathering nonstop about shoes and "The Gilmore Girls," and no beer. Paradise my bum.
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:10:46 PM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: RexBeach
So, what's next? 90 virgins? Sounds like a "virgin bubble" is developing.It's only a matter of time before it pops.
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:10:49 PM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Federalist Society?)
To: Lori675
What - they are such special homicide bombers that they deserve the 11.11% increase in virgins? Is there an outcry amongst the families of those promised only 72? Murderous heathens.
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